Russ Quotes

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That is a fucked up can of soft drink

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I've got the Peters on top, just because you can tell with those that they are frozen ice confections.

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I usually love the Freddo cake, but side by side, that is so fucking flavourless

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I'm about to book a flight to fucking Turkey

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it tastes like an ice cream version of a normal jam and cream birthday cake

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I shot some fucking Spidey web in me undies

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look like a Smurfs been in a fucking car crash

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munched the absolute back end out of Papa Smurf

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the strawberry Aero with the Kit Kat wafer is giving that covered in chocolate vibes, which is fucking sick.

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I like em chunky. Yous know I like em chunky.

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It's nothing special, but it's a good lemon drink and an excellent zero sugar drink.

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We didn't copy. I do have an Ice Block flavour coming out

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It's not fucking grape. I'm going with my gut. Everyone's fucking wrong.

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I don't really know what the fuck a Purple Sour Candy is

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It's like a sparkling fucking Just Juice, and that's a 9 out of 10 from me.

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Joe: an apple that kind of tastes a bit bad... good bad

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it's kind of an expansion pack, okay?

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Eight and a half, like a Chiquito meets a picnic.

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They taste good, but chalky.

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like someone sprayed fucking aftershave. Chanel number five, fucking disgusting.

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Seven out of ten, super sweet lemonade, kind of like a zombie chew.

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why is a chew lolly on a stick, you fucking idiot?

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Some more old man chalky

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Two out of ten, like a pillow chalky with this sickening sweet mint cream.

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like a rollo with a bit of chalky bicky in the middle. It just makes it, it completes it.

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the smell of the pack is like a fucking fart

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not even gonna bother pronouncing that

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they're the only chip that's better than salt and vinegar smiths for me.

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it smells so fucking bad, the consistency's like off milk.

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I hate orange slices, but this is alright, like a Jaffa Meets A Biscuit.

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I spat them out, that's a zero, they're the worst lolly I've ever had.

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I don't know how yous fucked up peas, I love peas, that is absolutely fucked.

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I was going for these in the World Cup, not anymore

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They taste like wine gums, but not as chewy, but still really fucking chewy.

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I'd kill to get a can of the OG Full Shug.

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it looks like cockroach shit, and I've stirred for ages and it's still like watery fucking diarrhoea.

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scallop or potato cake if you're a weird cunt

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Chips, nine and a half. They're like proper.

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That tastes exactly like a scallop should taste.

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You need three just for that fucking scallop alone

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Good consistency, but just tastes like normal gravy.

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Like just good, good fish. That's exactly what you'd expect.

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Lemon me up, daddy

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It tastes like a normal fish and chip shop bun, but with the structural integrity.

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They're nothing special, but they're fucking pretty indulgent, like a sweeter, enhanced Malteser.

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It's like strawberry milk meets a fucking Malteser.

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Get fucked.

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It kind of reminds me of the old Wonka chocolate, to be honest.

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What the fuck is inside? Oh, nothing.

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They taste like a strawberries and cream, but raspberry, not strawberry.

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Just tastes like a normal cheese puff we've had, but a worse version.

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Wait, that's fucking revolutionary.

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thought it was Colonel's mustard like Cluedo

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Fucking oath, Colonel.

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No wonder old people are grumpy cunts eating stuff like this.

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No wonder old people are grumpy eating stuff like this

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That tastes like an aero, but it's bite-sized and melts in your mouth way more.

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Yeah, like salt and vinegar meets thousand island dressing.