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13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
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Bought at AldiRated 0: smells terrible with an off-milk consistency.
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Colman's · Sauces & condiments
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out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 13 July 2026
it smells so fucking bad, the consistency's like off milk.
13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Rated 0: smells terrible with an off-milk consistency.
Watch at 1:43
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