Russ Quotes

“

That's what Cadbury Caramel used to taste like. Now it tastes like a Kmart candle.

“

It's like a beginner's mint slice.

“

It looks like fucking swamp water, but it just tastes like vinegar.

“

They're just a nice all-rounded lolly.

“

we're entering a new era of bogan fusion food

“

I couldn't even swallow that without water, it was like swallowing fucking glue, clag glue.

“

My car smells like someone has fucking like a baby as shit

“

Boring, five out of ten.

“

That was the barbecue and it was dog shit.

“

Where's the fucking canned tong beef and black bean?

“

a nice sour cream that feels quite comforting

“

It's got the texture and how it sits in your stomach as a scone, but the flavor of a carrot cake.

“

that's a really good fruit and nut for the price

“

That's what cheap chocolate costs now

“

it's like hokey pokey ice cream bits through it

“

Like the flavor of raspberry bullets with a crunch block

“

I swear I got a full fucking Parker's pretzel in that.

“

Bring back full sugar flavors. That's what made yous big.

“

Tastes exactly like the Aero mint

“

They have been de-scalped.

“

I love having the skin sucked off

“

So if you're looking for that, you'll be disappointed, but it's a really fucking good McFlurry.

“

I heard you couldn't escape if you wanted to.

“

This is kind of giving a musk vibe, like a gentle musk, with a little bit of berry.

“

hibiscus is a flower, and I think I know why Homer was eating them

“

No twang, just that lemon flavor and super sweet.

“

Boring. They just taste like fucking barbecue shapes.

“

Let's fucking go

“

It tastes like what a works burger should taste like, right?

“

Betty's Burgers. This would cost you $25 and diarrhoea.

“

$6 worth of chips. They've still got old-fashioned prices here.

“

Not just because I'm pissed, it's the best Mongolian I've had in my whole life.

“

Mongolian shits on it, in my opinion.

“

I am pretty dusty, pretty slim dusty, and it is hitting the spot.

“

I am getting a little bit of salt, but it's almost giving a Play-Doh.

“

well, I used to eat Play-Doh

“

I thought that was just going to be a Mars Bar Expansion Pack, but that is a whole new chocolate bar.

“

I didn't taste it much in the lemon, but I can taste the piss in that.

“

A zero sugar sun kiss, energy full, fucking sick.

“

When you get the filling, fucking incredible.

“

Fuck Dubai. Style. That's racist.

“

You get a little skid mark here and you mainly just taste that chocolate with the hazelnuts.

“

Still just tastes like a Twix.

“

It tastes like any other Krispy Kreme with some fucking sacks up. Some table salt on top.

“

Bliss bomb on a donut. We should do that more often.

“

Tastes like someone's made a paste out of whiz fizz and put it on a donut.

“

give them like a participation award

“

Tastes like a golden rough wrapped around a marshmallow.

“

It's like that, but sweeter, but better.

“

Imagine the flavor of peanut butter and jam, but without the texture.

“

It's a four out of ten sausage roll. It just tastes like those but it's long.

“

It is long and thin. Much like you.

“

for nine bucks end to end it would be three point six foot

“

You know you went too deep when the eyes start watering

“

Let's take its pants off

“

That's a two sauce

“

I'd argue it's less chunky than these ones, and it is a bit sweeter.

“

Guac that looks like fucking baby shit, and it's majority chickpeas, only 20% avocado.