Russ Quotes

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It's the red part of the Raspberry Pineapple Clippo.

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I fucking hope they make this into a hard one.

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Italian wood-fired pizza was my personal favourite discontinued shape

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close to fully loaded, but I don't think they hit the same

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that garlic parmesan I can still taste, that lingered on your breath for days

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the salt and vinegar twang of the balsamic salt and vinegar is unmatched

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I like the current one, but I do miss that.

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the Pringles sweet potato, absolute shit.

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That whole sweet potato era, the Red Rock Deli sweet potato... absolute shit.

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I'll mention them like every six months, they are all-time.

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The OG Real McCoy was a top-tier povo chip

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the Sandboy Flavour Bombs are the only chip that's ever had more flavour than them

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They even had one called Dog Breath Garlic

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Smith's had some mad collabs, the Vegemite is my all-time favourite.

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This exact pack was the OG posh chip

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Vegemite and Big Cheese were the main ones I missed.

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In a Biscuit was on par with Shapes back in the day

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there was a Twisties Cheese and Mite that I remember being average

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there was actually a little hot dog and a bun. I feel like that was true innovation.

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Japanese Wasabi, that tasted like these peas.

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they keep bringing that one back when it's the worst chip they've ever done

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I wouldn't say it's good. It's just super nostalgic.

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That's to start any shit car. This is to start any shit body.

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Like you're in a David Jones having a fucking Chobani.

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Fucking circumcised Skittles

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Like a more gummy version of a race car.

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That's the fucking blue we want back in lollies.

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does solve the problem of the whole don't cut the dinosaur daddy

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Quite a jaw workout.

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home brand shit usually feels povo

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exactly the same amount of twang and the same watermelon flavour as my energy drink

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That's what happens when you peel it

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I want a lychee, by the way. That's the ultimate peeler.

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when it's blue raspberry, I usually want it to be sour

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It's almost too much like the fruit, where you should probably just have the fruit, because it's healthier.

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That is fucking incredible.

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The raspberries had no flavour. They were like a two.

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No need. There's no need for them.

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I think Zappos are a top tier fucking lolly.

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Like a Solo flavoured Zappos.

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Yeah, really shit. Oh, really shit actually.

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Slight Oreo taste, probably a 6.5 out of 10.

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Like a cheese and bacon roll from Vegas Light on steroids, that's yum.

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I didn't like the dragon fruit Red Bull one from Macca's. That's what this should have tasted like.

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The texture's giving reheated Macca's Muff, so I don't know about that.

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I'm putting them between a Macca's frappe and a crusher, somewhere in there.

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always double butter

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Identical to McCafe, I actually think that's the same supplier.

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Yeah, the same as any defrosted muffin from a, from a cafe, which is okay.

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It's hard to rate this because they forgot the vanilla, but it's actually quite nice.

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take my advice with a grain of salt on that one

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There is no Cinnamon Scroll, it's not indulgent, it's just lacking flavour.

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fake things can be good too. Think of tits.

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my Bond does have a slight bend

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No nostalgic burgering aftertaste. Just fucking hot and twang.

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Fucking classic. So nostalgic. I actually think they're better than Burger Man.

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A little bit of Johnny Cash gonna happen tomorrow

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Milo and ice cream is the national dessert of this fucking country