Russ Quotes

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The positive is it's got apple cider vinegar and I can't taste that.

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There's no lemon. It's a very sweet, almost raspberry cordial kind of.

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the strawberry watermelon's nice but it doesn't really taste like strawberry or watermelon

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It's like when you take a tablet, like a Panadol, and it starts to dissolve in your mouth.

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The cherry flavour is like Cherry Starburst but quite dialed down.

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It's fucking actually very, very refreshing.

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Summer edition. It's fucking winter.

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gotta pucker up before you get the shocker

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I'm getting like, kind of like a lemon juice, you know that fucking yellow bottle of lemon juice?

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That could even revive me from a fucking little fat lamb hangover, that's how good the gun is.

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could even revive me from a fat lamb hangover

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This blue ball is giving me blue balls.

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It's like a large potion from Fortnite

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They're already fingering us and now you can do it for real

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The chocolate's nice but it's healthy peanut butter so it's kind of making it just seem quite neutral.

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Five out of ten. Like a malt stick TV snack but not as good.

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Like Cadbury's version of a Twix and two fingers is not enough.

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You can get ten fingers up you with this

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Eight out of ten. Like a cinnamon Twix which is fucking awesome.

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think the texture of a crunch block, a super sweet chocolate and a fuckload of Malteser malt. That's awesome.

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A Snickers is great but it's missing something. The honeycomb is that something.

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These are nice. They're just not hot chili honey.

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pull your finger out of your ass or put a finger in

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Honestly, pretty much a perfect sour strap.

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It's like a gritty strawberries and cream.

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You can smell the tea, but you can't taste it.

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It's like a cinnamon scroll cinnamon donut meets a double chopped cookie.

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If you like these chips, you'll fucking love them.

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Stock standard, nothing special.

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Remember frozen milk cups you get at school? It's like that, but a little bit sweeter.

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it's the same size as my tongue

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Super similar to Black Forest, which is the goat.

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Tastes like the mince that comes out of a fucking Coles lasagna.

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Sorry, Henna.

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Tastes like glucagel fucking jelly beans.

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it just tastes like a normal Oxy Shred with a little bit of a lolly aftertaste.

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That is fucking phenomenal.

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It's fucking lovely, it's close to a Sunkist, but I'm getting the Orange Surge Mother in the background

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Fuck the open mind.

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If it couldn't get worse, it did with that one.

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At least that one's got a bit of flavor.

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This could be the worst comeback in fucking history

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I got this naughty bastard today

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It's like a big strawberry donut meets a mudcake, that's what this tastes like.

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That cheese has like a little bit of like maybe tasty cheese twang about it.

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Awesome combination, but the lettuce makes it taste more like a Zinger and less like a Palmy.

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The extra chook makes that taste more like a pub fucking Snitty.

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No one's going to want the fucking organs in this body when I'm gone.

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It's somehow crispy and soggy at the same time.

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I'm going to go lay down.

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Tastes like a Mr. Whippy fucking choc top.

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your mate's dad worked in the mines if they whipped this out

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It's like a rainbow paddle pot mixed with a fucking salted caramel Macca's frappe.

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Tastes like melted vanilla ice cream, that kind of vanilla.

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With malt, and that in a thick shake, can't be fucking beaten.

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Tastes like Milo with crushed up fucking oval teenies.

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Not very salty, but a good caramel.

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Coffee. 4 out of 10. Stick to the dares.