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8.5
Mars · Chocolate
Top rated
out of 10 · 2 reviews · best 8.5 / worst 8.5 · last reviewed 17 June 2026
Mars has sponsored 2 videos. None of the reviews below were sponsored.Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
think the texture of a crunch block, a super sweet chocolate and a fuckload of Malteser malt. That's awesome.
25 July 2026 · Bulk review July PART 3!!!
This doesn't have the filling, just the bickies.
Russ realises these are just the Maltesers pieces from the Celebrations box, without the filling. He says the bar and block are an 8.5 and the truffles and reindeer a 10, but gives the Bites no number of their own.
Liked
8
Mars · Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“They're nothing special, but they're fucking pretty indulgent, like a sweeter, enhanced Malteser.”
10
Didn’t like
What it’s like
17 June 2026 · Bulk Choccie Review June 2026 !
The Maltesers Bar is exactly like earlier Maltesers bars: Crunchie-like texture, very sweet chocolate and loads of malt. A centre filling like the Truffles would have made it a 10. Rated 8.5/10.
Didn’t like
What it’s like
5
Cadbury
1 review1:14
Chocolate
“Nothing on a Ferrero, but you might like it.”
2
McVitie's · Woolworths
1 review0:20
Biscuits
“It's like an off biscuit at the bottom of the barrel with a pissy amount of fucking Nutella.”
9
Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:09
Top ratedChocolate
“like a rollo with a bit of chalky bicky in the middle. It just makes it, it completes it.”
9Mars · Woolworths
1 review0:26
Top ratedChocolate
“It's like strawberry milk meets a fucking Malteser.”
“You can't go wrong. I give a ten to them”
10
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:31
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“one of the best energy drinks fucking ever”
10
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“Think Grape Hubba Bubba with that V-Twang aftertaste, fucking incredible.”
9.5
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
2 reviews0:10
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“This is what the fucking energy drink fridge needed.”
9.5
Coles
1 review0:22
Top ratedIce cream
“That could be the most accurate fucking spin-off of like a collab flavor I've ever had.”
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