Russ Quotes

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The flavor when you don't get a sausage pop is a little bit sus

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It tastes like supercharged, but mixed with like the Macca's sweet mustard sauce.

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It just completes the fucking burger.

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It makes me feel less guilty

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It is more like a Lava Muffin.

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This one seems to be the only one I've been able to find that is real butter and I can actually spread it on the bastard.

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It's mainly other shit with butter, fucking like a shandy, like a butter fucking shandy mixed through it.

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I read double churned butter and I'm like, yeah, that's the fucking real shit. No, it's not.

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dairy fine, not dairy free

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I would go this over paying full price for that.

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the old 2 for 1 at the self-serve checkout is probably worth the risk over this piece of shit

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it's not like a lolly watermelon, it is like a fucking body wash

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cosmetic flavoured food is so fucking odd

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you should have just not hung out

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Okay, it's not an eight dollar cookie. No fucking way, but it's a pretty good cookie.

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there's a hundred percent chance that it's going to melt my chocolate freckle

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I need to pay the mortgage after this hundred dollar cookie

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that burger could have done with a golly. It was that fucking dry.

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It's like a chocolate croissant with those jam rolls, like they've had a baby with some dandruff on top.

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the way that shit in the middle's melting is almost like margarine melting in your mouth

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Stick to the still ones.

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Exact same, tastes like a normal Freddo, but with a bit of a tingle.

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Imagine a sour Coke bottle meets a race car

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Not only does it look sus as fuck, it just doesn't have a very strong coconut flavor.

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Like, kind of giving Jaffa vibes.

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These are almost like cardboard.

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That is an incredible lolly.

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Tastes like cherry cola, even though it just says sour cherry.

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The plain just tastes like any other Coke bottle, which is a nine.

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you get these little salty pops of sticky toffee

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That's not Vegemite, almost disrespectful.

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you bunch of fucking sooks

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thought I'd throw them in for a bit of fun. That wasn't fun

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That wasn't fun, they're a 3 out of 10, way too sweet.

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I'm almost getting like a strawberry and a watered down lemon flavour.

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I used to love fucking Timon and Pumbaa

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they have the texture of like a supplement gummy, like your creatine gummies

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This doesn't have the filling, just the bickies.

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rather than getting the shit bounty

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that's just like a more mild strawberry Kit Kat

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the inside is like when you suck all the shit sugary stuff off a jelly bean, and you're left with just the jelly

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Identical flavouring, but on a crinkle cut, so use your imagination.

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That's a fucking horrible texture, like eating the inside of a doona.

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Might be good cooked around a campfire

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Heaps of twang and a good grape and apple flavour.

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You just bite right through them in so much grit, like chewing sand.

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They say frozen gummy bears, but they're in the warm section

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It's like strawberry chupa chup, followed by like a pub squash aftertaste.

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You can taste that, but it's more like an 8%, not a 10.

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two standards in this fucking pissy can

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You get this intense mango puree flavor.

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So I'm going to give it a beer out of 10.

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They have gotten that and mixed it with like a sugar-free Sprite and added piss.

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It tastes like those heart lollies and then a pretty one-dimensional aftertaste

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Dragon Fruit has no flavour, so that's a bit of a wank

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Ignoring my demons probably a nine out of ten, but it is six point eight percent

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a few of us have some fucking demons

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one night on these and you're gonna end up like us