Russ Quotes

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too much sugar gets me a little silly

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The big can, actually the big can, I'm gonna bump it up to a 7.5.

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Pretty nice marshmallow, but I do prefer the coconut around it

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So a banana lump, but with better choccy.

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be careful when you Google that

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Boy, that is the closest thing I've had to a white knight in years.

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It's like a softer, shitter version of the buzz

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Like a straight, almost bubblegum cordial that one, horrible sweetener aftertaste

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Fucking dreadful, like someone's left this Suntory in the sun.

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Berry, not a bad lolly flavour, that one's probably a 5

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You know when your eye get malfunctions and the fucking juice hits you on the lips? Exactly the same as that

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when your eye get malfunctions and the juice hits you on the lips

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it'd be rude not to shot it

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4 out of 10, okay flavour, but fuck me, my mouth is numb, I'm fucking pinging.

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Like, it's actually pretty fucking good.

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shout-out to that Block Party album. Fucking banger.

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Imagine a normal block of choccy with hard sugar crystals through it.

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I have no fucking clue what the yellow bits are

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Don't put Alan's Strawberries and Cream on the block if you're not going to actually put some chewy strawberries and cream in it.

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That is a fucking letdown. Do better.

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fuck me, it's kind of like a liquid custard

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It does taste like an apple pie, but because it's cold and fresh, it's pretty odd.

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These grannies are juicier than when yours wins, bingo

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That is incredible.

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I reckon that's a good alternative if you can't be bothered shaking one up.

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It looks exactly like a mini-scooner.

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How's this fucking legal?

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Hey, it's fucking rocket fuel.

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Bundy's like Popeye's spinach for Australians

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room in the Marvel Universe for the Aussie Incredible Hulk

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It just tastes like a hint of cinnamon with a normal gay time.

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looks like the thing

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Ice confection, because it's fake ice cream

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Oh, I'm gay time.

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Three bucks fifty for a can is fucking phenomenal

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I wish this was hard jump too

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not as cheap as a goon second green cordial

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For me, a red Clippo's fucking S tier.

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Zooper Dooper melted with piss added

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reserve that .5 for a fucking harder Clippo

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Oi, they are fucking awesome.

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cover up that pooey pooey taste

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this one has more of a nostalgic, classic taste that I've had a million times

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I'm going to call the Little Lenny for legal reasons

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I know they forget it most of the time

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I'm doing hot farts just thinking about that

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It's more like when you've had too much Milo, like a dryness.

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someone's blown the lemon candle out in the other room

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a mild honeycomb, not like a crunchy or a violet crumble

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quite a bitter cooling mint, like not menthol, but giving a little bit of that vibe

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It's not giving Dubai or pistachio poppy vibes. It's giving real pistachio.

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I don't know who's farting in the bags of chips at kettle, but every time I'm copping a fucking crop dust.

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Imagine eating a donut with no flavor, but there's a lemon candle in another room.

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This is absolutely fucking dog shit.

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Like the sweetest strawberry milk you've ever had in your life. Like five scoops of Nesquik.

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it's like if Aldi made a Bueno and then filled it with pistachio spread

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it's time to get my strap on

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The best sour watermelon lolly I've ever had.