Russ Quotes

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This just tastes like that experience in a cup.

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a bigger risk than a lithium battery, a bottle of this

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That caramelized biscuit with ice cream goes so well.

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The soggy biscuit, as much as that sounds fucked, that's what it is. That's what makes it.

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That is fucking sensational.

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Take two without the piss

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If they had a pistachio flavored shake with it around the outside... I think that would just be a 10 out of 10.

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That is the best zero sugar piss I've ever had in my fucking life.

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Do the OG first, which I think is the best zero sugar piss on the market.

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It tastes like an energy drink, like the OG Black Rockstar or Flying Power.

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You need the whole box of five of these fuckers to equal a big-ass can of Mother

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this is the bloke she told you not to worry about.

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Where's the fuckin' sticky? That's a little muffin.

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I like tomato sauce and I like adding mayo. So it kind of actually hits the spot.

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It's birdie sauce. I fucking know that.

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turtles are thriving here in Adelaide, aren't they?

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It's like a strawberry milk in a frappe form, which I can't complain with that.

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Birdie sauce.

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That's Nutella, that's the inside of a bueno. Fucking mad.

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The caramel is too artificial.

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Nothing like Maltesers. It is chocolate popcorn with like little rice bubbles.

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The flavor is a Cinnabon, not just cinnamon white chocolate. You can actually taste the breadiness.

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Just lacking a bit in flavor. Like kind of a bitter lemon, but no twang.

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They're very, very more-ish. Eight and a half.

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I'm getting no maple, no glaze, no bacon, nor cheddar. They're fucking shit.

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it's kind of just fried chicken repackaged with some chili

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There's something about this one I never loved.

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That is outrageous original Hubba Bubba, which I fucking loved.

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Definitely better than I remember, but I think it has the worst aftertaste of all the Kirins.

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It's just Smirnoff Ice, like a fucking classic.

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Probably a 7 out of 10, because it says sour and it's not sour, but it's pretty good.

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it's a melted cola soup

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This one feels a little bit more soda watery, a little bit more lemon, but it's pretty good.

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You legally have to be a hot mum to get these

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Only the hot mums drank these fuckers

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Like, it's like a fucking fizzy Lipton.

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This is just making burp and fart

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think an aerated chocolate paddle pop mixed with a Macca's chocolate thick shake

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my taste buds have aged from all the ciggies and fucking jaw swinging

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It's kind of Red Fanta with that typical Fat Lamb taste.

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let's have a slurp of this fucking Red Rocket

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like a fucking Splendour Fanny, a couple of licks and it gets good

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that chili sauce, absolutely naughty

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He's actually fucking very well balanced

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when someone used to peel one in front of you and you wanted to bash them

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It's alright, but I think it's too similar to shit we've already got.

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Still waiting on the James and the Giant Nectarine sequel

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Oi, that. That works.

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which I think is an Aussie furs

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Last time I tried it, it was like eating a fucking band-aid

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This is the kind of chip cunts in HR would eat.

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drained a bit of happiness out of my body

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We caught on that you're filling the bags with air, so now you're filling our fucking chips with air.

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They taste the way I imagine a foot with tinea to taste.

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finally a bit of innovation

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it's like a stale prawn chip meets a bag of Doritos that you've left open in the cupboard

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They smell like a piece of treated pine, like you're walking through an aisle of Bunnings

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Who is working on these? Sack the cunt right now.