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13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
1Bought at Aldi
Rated 1/10: chalky, super sweet and perfumey like aftershave or Chanel No. 5.
What it’s like
- Texture: same texture as them
- Flavour: no twang though, super sweet
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Swizzels · Lollies
Russ’s rating
out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 13 July 2026
like someone sprayed fucking aftershave. Chanel number five, fucking disgusting.
13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Rated 1/10: chalky, super sweet and perfumey like aftershave or Chanel No. 5.
What it’s like
0Taveners · Aldi
1 review1:57
Lollies
“I spat them out, that's a zero, they're the worst lolly I've ever had.”
9.5
5Swizzels · Aldi
1 review0:25
Lollies
“They taste good, but chalky.”
3Fry's · Aldi
1 review1:05
Chocolate
“No wonder old people are grumpy cunts eating stuff like this.”
2Fry's · Aldi
1 review1:03
Chocolate
“Two out of ten, like a pillow chalky with this sickening sweet mint cream.”
“It is like, it's like biting a cloud.”
9.5
Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Three bucks fifty for a can is fucking phenomenal”
9Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:21
Top ratedChocolate
“That tastes like an aero, but it's bite-sized and melts in your mouth way more.”
9
Nerds · Aldi
1 review1:54
Top ratedLollies
“the inside is like when you suck all the shit sugary stuff off a jelly bean, and you're left with just the jelly”
9
Flying Power · Aldi
1 review0:27
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is like Pepsi Max and LA Ice Cola have fused together, but it's full caffeine like a fucking Red Bull.”
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