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Fry's · Chocolate
Russ’s rating
out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 9 July 2026
No wonder old people are grumpy cunts eating stuff like this.
Fry's · Aldi
1 review1:03
Chocolate
“Two out of ten, like a pillow chalky with this sickening sweet mint cream.”

Taveners · Aldi
1 review1:57
Lollies
“I spat them out, that's a zero, they're the worst lolly I've ever had.”
Allen's
1 review1:11
Chocolate
“Don't put Alan's Strawberries and Cream on the block if you're not going to actually put some chewy strawberries and cream in it.”
Cadbury
1 review1:22
Chocolate
“Not only does it look sus as fuck, it just doesn't have a very strong coconut flavor.”
“It is like, it's like biting a cloud.”
Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Three bucks fifty for a can is fucking phenomenal”
Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:21
Top ratedChocolate
“That tastes like an aero, but it's bite-sized and melts in your mouth way more.”
Nerds · Aldi
1 review1:54
Top ratedLollies
“the inside is like when you suck all the shit sugary stuff off a jelly bean, and you're left with just the jelly”
Flying Power · Aldi
1 review0:27
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is like Pepsi Max and LA Ice Cola have fused together, but it's full caffeine like a fucking Red Bull.”
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