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13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
0Bought at Aldi
Rated 0: spat out, Christmas-lolly texture with no flavour.
Didn’t like
- no flavour, they are fucked
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Taveners · Lollies
Russ’s rating
out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 13 July 2026
I spat them out, that's a zero, they're the worst lolly I've ever had.
13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Rated 0: spat out, Christmas-lolly texture with no flavour.
Didn’t like
What it’s like
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1 review1:54
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9
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1 review0:27
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