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13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
2Bought at Aldi
Rated 2/10: 'old man' chalky with a sickening sweet minty cream centre; identity from frame.
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Fry's · Chocolate
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out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 13 July 2026
Two out of ten, like a pillow chalky with this sickening sweet mint cream.
13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Rated 2/10: 'old man' chalky with a sickening sweet minty cream centre; identity from frame.
Watch at 1:03
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Fry's · Aldi
1 review1:05
Chocolate
“No wonder old people are grumpy cunts eating stuff like this.”
9.5Swizzels · Aldi
1 review0:32
Lollies
“like someone sprayed fucking aftershave. Chanel number five, fucking disgusting.”
5Swizzels · Aldi
1 review0:25
Lollies
“They taste good, but chalky.”
4
Cadbury
1 review1:22
Chocolate
“Not only does it look sus as fuck, it just doesn't have a very strong coconut flavor.”
9Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:09
Top ratedChocolate
“like a rollo with a bit of chalky bicky in the middle. It just makes it, it completes it.”
“It is like, it's like biting a cloud.”
9.5
Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Three bucks fifty for a can is fucking phenomenal”
9Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:21
Top ratedChocolate
“That tastes like an aero, but it's bite-sized and melts in your mouth way more.”
9
Nerds · Aldi
1 review1:54
Top ratedLollies
“the inside is like when you suck all the shit sugary stuff off a jelly bean, and you're left with just the jelly”
9
Flying Power · Aldi
1 review0:27
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is like Pepsi Max and LA Ice Cola have fused together, but it's full caffeine like a fucking Red Bull.”
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