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13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
–Bought at Aldi
Judged on looks only, watery after stirring; he doesn't trust it after the peas. No rating.
What it’s like
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Bisto · Sauces & condiments
1 review
it looks like cockroach shit, and I've stirred for ages and it's still like watery fucking diarrhoea.
13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Judged on looks only, watery after stirring; he doesn't trust it after the peas. No rating.
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