
13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Rated 6/10: like a Jaffa meets a biscuit; identity inferred from the Club pack in the title card, so less certain.
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McVitie's · Biscuits
Russ’s rating
out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 13 July 2026
I hate orange slices, but this is alright, like a Jaffa Meets A Biscuit.

13 July 2026 · 13 July 2026
Rated 6/10: like a Jaffa meets a biscuit; identity inferred from the Club pack in the title card, so less certain.
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