Russ Quotes

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it just reminded me of something a stoned person would make

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I had four cracks on my first dip.

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My recommendation, bring a bib.

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It's fucking disgusting. It almost tastes like fish.

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No, I haven't time travelled back to 2011

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It tastes like the BLT McMuffin, but on a bagel, which is fucking awesome.

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it's cheap and it's strong, that is fucking dangerous

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I thought that was going to taste like goon and green cordial

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the rosé is way better

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the real fruit juice makes that quite bearable, and the wine doesn't taste cheap

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horny little milf magnets

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Get the dehumidifier out if your mum's drinking these

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The bad news, it's a Woodstock. The good news, it's a vanilla cola

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16-year-old me at the skate park would fucking love that

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if your dad drinks these, you only see him once a fortnight with supervision

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It tastes like a really shit guava cruiser

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this is what people use to vortex

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It's like a flat watered-down liqueur.

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that one's like yogurt frogs-flavored milk with a hint of wine aftertaste

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Honestly, that is so fucking fun

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It's like someone's made you a spider out of an apple Somersby, which is fucking disgusting

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The sauce is MIA

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I've just dropped the gun on the ground

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it's a pretty fun little fucking Subway Anzac hybrid that's good

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The ham was warm. That is absolute dog shit.

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This is something that you'd eat in high-vis. It feels like a truck stop.

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truck stop filled with a large cappuccino and a big, fat diarrhea through a port-a-loo

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the flavour of the chilli with the cheese and the fucking zinger is fucking mad

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I would only eat this hungover or before a 15km run

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It's nice, but it's a six and nothing special.

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That's a pretty good hot sauce.

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you get the coffee jelly, and it is fucking putrid.

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I said Afregado last time and got fucking hammered

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They are like a home-brand picnic.

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Who the fuck is buying them over a picnic, okay?

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These take a layer of skin off my whole fucking body, but I absolutely love it.

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if you don't like salt and vinegar, and you don't like crunch because you're a fucking bitch, then you won't like these.

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You can't go wrong. I give a ten to them

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and I give an eight to them

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Is there fucking mucin in this?

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That is so fucking different to every energy drink.

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It's kind of a sparkling Ribena, but there's something weird going on.

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They're just a mild chili lime that I think most people enjoy

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if you want that fucking tang and you want that spice and that full-on squirt of the mouth, go the Takis all day

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That's now officially the worst Dorito of all fucking time.

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Oh my god, with the butter, that is fucking gorgeous.

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Overall, they do taste good, but I'm not really getting cheesecake vibes.

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Battered smegma.

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That's one of the most overhyped fucking products ever.

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kick a fucking turtle for a 40-20

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That's like you've tipped a peach suntory over some vanilla, cheap-ass vanilla ice cream.

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comes with a little stick so you can fling it

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How can you put lemon on the fucking packaging and give it no twang?

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go straight to head office and headbutt the CEO

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Don't put fucking sour in the name if it's not fucking sour.

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Five out of ten. That's not what Rockstar's about. That is average as fuck.

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That's like a sweet raspberry lemonade but it's almost watery

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I can't complain except the colour does look like a bath wank.