Russ Quotes

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let's ignore the fact that it looks like I've munched Papa Smurf's back end out

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I can only give this one a 4, just based on the fucking size difference.

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It's kind of like a Kirk's, an alcoholic Kirk's.

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it's like a spicy sweet and sour

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they're a 7 out of 10 because they're hot and fresh

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pretty much just a McSpicy with a little bit of sweetness, which I'm not complaining with

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I just know I'm gonna shit myself, but I'm gonna do it

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I hate the pies smashed through the McFlurries

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the ice cream's bringing nothing to the party

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Twister, he's had a good run, about time he's brought out some shit

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It's like a crisp green apple, fuck all aftertaste.

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let's just pretend I haven't tried it before and have a bit of fun

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one of the best fucking zeros I've had in a long time

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nah that is not it that's not worth turning the bowl blue

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If you put bickies through your mud cake, you're a fucking sicko.

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Is there orange in a fucking Long Island?

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let's do some piss first

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If I wanted to taste Sultanas, I'd eat the fucking little Sunbeam packets and at least get some health benefits.

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I fucking love it. I fucking hate that.

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I thought this was going to be a 10.

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That is not hitting like a normal grape Gatorade at all.

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That one's better, but it's not hittin' like a normal blue Gatorade, that's for sure.

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These are not quenching my thirst at all, okay?

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stick to a Red Bull and a Gatorade in each hand

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It is like the Wildberry Macca Smoothie in a flavour, but with like a medicinal cherry aftertaste.

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I don't want to lead yous astray because I've done that a few times

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this is just a white Monster with like a twangy pink Grapefruit aftertaste

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That's fucking mad for a spearmint shake.

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ScoMo allegedly shat his pants and after this I might follow

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It's like a Pineapple Cruiser mixed with a Double Black and a little bit of spew.

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I don't know if that's PTSD, but I'm kinda getting spew

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Exactly the same as the original, so if you like that Lemon Lime flavour, this is for you

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If you want one of the best fucking fast food rolls I've ever had, then try this fucker, because there's something happening.

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That could be the perfect hot cross bun. I'm nearly tearing up.

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looks like it's about to hit me up for child support in nine months

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The middle of the bun is subtle foreshadowing for my undies

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It's a nice Vanilla Maxibon, but it's quite boring, and I'm not getting Vanilla Slice at all.

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5 out of 10. That's just a shit, chalky Maxibon.

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Don't leave your kids and dog in the car, okay? Love from Unky Russ

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It's a Raspberry Choc Coconut Hot Cross Bun, not Rocky Road.

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Just chuck some peanut butter on that

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that's as good as a rum, a pre-mixed rum can get

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makes me want to listen to fucking toxicity up as loud as possible

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Okay, cold nearly inedible. It's fucking stale.

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It turned me into Spongebob in this fucking episode

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that is an absolute fucking catfish, a real big disappointment

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where's the cranny granny? Right fucking here

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Honestly, a lot better. They're still sweet, but that's not fucking bad.

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It still has that signature prime flavour... but I fucking really like that.

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This is all they had to do when they launched into Australia was dilute it a little bit.

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at the end of a CD they had a bonus track

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Absolute fucking urine.

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Eight out of ten. I actually fucking love them

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It's alright, but it should have been barbecue sauce for like a meat lovers experience

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that's the eight and a half because of the pizza sauce and the bias towards pepperoni

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the little pizza boy behind the counter must have been having a good fucking day

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Absolutely shit a lava cake all day over this fucker

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It shits on Macca's and Hungry Jack's beef burgers.