Russ Quotes

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Don't put this in your guts at the end of the night... Be safe with a kebab

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That's thick with two Cs, baby.

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That is what I wanted the Suntory Grape to be.

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cruiser doubles will be the Gen Z double blacks

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probably the best food item on the Brekkie menu, but it's still not that great

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They're charging more for fucking less. That is a fucking dog act.

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The caramel and the biscuit with the Choccy ice cream makes that taste like a Kingston.

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This could be the disappointment of the year, but I think it's my fault.

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if you can't decide between Maltesers and Red Licorice Bullets, then this is probably the perfect item

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This is dead set, green apple fucking Starburst Fruitfuls flavour.

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I can't vortex it because the video got banned last time

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This just tastes like Irish cream with like a chemical pistachio fake flavour.

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Honestly, just tastes like the Prime.

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It is like the Kablooey fucking ice block

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every single competitor's orange drink shits on that one

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awesome lolly, pleasant Kiwi Strawberry flavour, but so sweet it made me fucking cough

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No lolly makes you feel more sick than a bag of these fuckers.

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Fuck me, what a lolly.

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If you like those creamier lollies and not too much twang, you might like them.

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Super chocolatey, gooey, yum, it's yum, very yum.

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if you squint your taste buds

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That is absolutely a disgrace to a picnic.

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heaps of the Choc Pickies laying around because they ordered way too many

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3 out of 10, they're just a shit barbecue corn chip.

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they're fucking absolute shit, do not bother.

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It's like an apple fruit drink, not an apple juice with a melted Cola Zupa Duper.

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eating a Zupa Duper before rating just for research purposes

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there's just no fucking syrup in it. That is just the shake mix.

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the manager made it... He's an absolute grown adult

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This is what the fucking energy drink fridge needed.

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Fuck me dead

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No spoon, less plastic, same fucking price.

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Have to eat your yogo mix with your fucking fingers

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they're average milkshakes by themselves, but together that is something truly special

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they're probably like a 7.5 or an 8, because I like that fake-ass cheese flavour

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Three out of ten. That's an actual Colin Oskamy bag.

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That is not a frozen juice. That is straight syrup.

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that's not Macca's Sundae, that's like a fucking strawberry jam, and it's giving me toast vibes

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The top is a gorgeous deep caramel, rich as fuck

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They're hard and dry. The mini suck. Three out of ten.

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They kinda taste like old people should eat them.

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Yum as fuck, that's an easy nine from me.

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Yum, yum, let's go

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It's just a McFeast with a piece of beetroot on it

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If you like Vegemite, they have fucking nailed that

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4 out of 10, that is a fucking scam.

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there's so many pieces of crunchy that they can get away with it

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you get heaps of Choc Honeycomb pieces throughout the end, that's quite yum

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they've forgotten the fucking syrups, that is just coffee and milk

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I know you can't headbutt teenagers

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that's given me PTSD

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I cannot justify that when I can get a full tray of jam rolls for like $5.

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nearly go straight to the chemist for a morning after pill

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I'm not going to make the same joke twice, although we are thinking it

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5 out of 10, the exact same explanation as the Twinkies, except chalk sponge rolls this time.

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Fuck me dead, that is, don't bother, don't bother.

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warmed up's fucking mad, like 8 and a half

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it kind of just tastes like Nutella on toast without the crust