Russ Quotes

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It's called cola fizz, I'd expect some fucking fizz and it's lacking the fizz.

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I don't even know what a solid shit feels like anymore but I'm doing this for you

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If you like Hard Solo zero and you love Lemon, Lime, and bitters, if you don't do this, you're fucked in the head.

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Lemon or Lime, but they're very expensive, so I'll just be adding this small umbrella

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There goes the umbrella.

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That's a fucking scam. That is just a normal 4X.

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It's like a normal beer with a refreshing mango aftertaste.

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these are going to end up in fucking landfill and end up hurting the reef more

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a little bit too much red cordial, a bit syrupy for my liking

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It's nice, but it's too similar to the normal pineapple Bilsons for my liking.

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You can have that shit for fucking breakfast.

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Nothing but mang.

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That's like a sweeter version of the OG Deep Spring before they fucked with the recipe.

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That tastes like one of the dessert vapes I had.

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I'm not even going to bother trying to fucking pronounce it

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people would rather be hungry than eat coffee fucking Doritos

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there is not biscuits in a mud cake

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I gave these an 8 out of 10 and it's proof that sometimes I fuck up because these were shit

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I'm sorry that I fucked up on that one

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you were better off getting a fucking loaf of bread and doing it yourself

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They were dusty like the bottom of the fucking bicky barrel

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the brisket was like human fucking meat

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I've struggled to chew through some beef curtains before

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water out of a can tastes like shit

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This made me gag the worst thing mustard ice cream can get fucked

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I still have it in the fucking freezer

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the one that was supposed to be good was also shit

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That is a custard tart flavoured oak.

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That's given me Baileys and milk vibes, which is mad

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Homer was right

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Roses are not worth $34 fucking dollars

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lint balls

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these chocolates are not built for the Australian summer

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that's three Lynx Africa kits you could be having

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these don't even come in a nice tin, and they taste like shit

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I know you think I'm going to make a cum joke. I've grown up, okay?

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Kind of just like normal custard, maybe a hint of white chalk.

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That with a lion's club fruitcake could be fucking delicious.

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I was expecting a toffee punch, but it's quite a bland caramel flavour, really.

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It's thicker, like it seems like it should be more rich, but in flavour, those ones were more rich.

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It's like they've put a shot of Bailey's into a fucking vanilla snack pack.

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Way more rich in flavour, a nice vanilla bean through it, and the texture was even better as well.

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It's like a chocolate yoghurt that someone's blended Werther's through.

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$20 for a medium 10 nugget meal with a piece of honeycomb. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

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Honestly, don't mind that sauce.

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if I just dug through the hedges, I'm sure I could find a needle

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if your kids are watching Squid Game, they're probably going to turn out pretty fucked up

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Just like something you could air fry from fucking Coles freezer.

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Absolute dog shit, but hot and fresh, not too bad.

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If you love Cherry Ripe, it's off its fucking head.

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the Choccy Yum Yum actually overpowers it. Not that good.

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if this looks familiar, please get a colonoscopy

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We want real espresso coffee beans in our choccy, okay? Not the fake-ass international roast shit.

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Holy fucking shit. Nine and a half, easy nine and a half, exactly the same as the one without alcohol

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doing the review via the drone so I can justify the purchase to the taxman

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It's like a pineapple zoopa-doopa mixed with the Solo, okay?

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I can feel it gurgling the guts

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these sausage chips are just like the movie Sausage Party boring as fuck up front and then pretty good at the end