Russ Quotes

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They've decided not to nut in this one

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the only thing that's going to liquefy your insides more are some artificial sweeteners

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you can't really taste the sweeteners. That's quite nice.

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Honestly, that's one of the best protein milks I've had.

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if you're fit and love to shit, this is the one for you

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For a coffee lover that has double shotters, that's like the long black of coffee liqueurs.

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what I imagine a fucking pirate would drink for breakfast

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Festive Piss season

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the hunt for festive piss

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That's dead set cherry coke, okay?

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I wanted an excuse to write off a $70 bottle of rum

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it's not that signature Milky Bar flavour, it's just a white chocolate oak

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Milky Bar Kid was based on Kevin Rudd as a child

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That is like a fucking Domino's Lava Cake with a massive slug of melted Toblerone over the top.

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I'm a little fucking bitch for a lava cake

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That is like Pepsi Max and LA Ice Cola have fused together, but it's full caffeine like a fucking Red Bull.

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overall for two dollars, probably one of the low-key fucking treats of the year to be honest.

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It's nothing special, but it is quite multi-textural.

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let's fucking go

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An absolute classic, but it's weird having one cold, because usually they were warm, banging around all dinted in your fucking bag.

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usually they were warm, banging around all dinted in your bag

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that is a 9 out of 10, I just want to drink them at the fucking skate park.

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That'd give me the courage to finally clear the box

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They are not a sweet treat. They are a fucking rum.

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If you have a couple of these, you're gonna think slap sparring with your cousin's a good idea

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Obviously, it was pretty shit if I've still got it, and I do know you re-gifted it.

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sorry, Sam. I know your Secret Santa'd me that fucking bottle of rum

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It reminds me of a Woolies Mud Cake and a carrot cake having a child together.

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It's like an off biscuit at the bottom of the barrel with a pissy amount of fucking Nutella.

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There you go, mix it up, and it's an absolute fucking treat.

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You get that Bailey's up front that is so similar to alcoholic yogo, it's like thick

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I'm a fucking genius

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It is like Baileys over chocolate ice cream that has melted.

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Okay, it didn't taste like a Kingston, but that was fucking awesome.

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But that is some festive fucking piss.

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32%, so that'll put some fucking hairs on your chest

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But that's a fucking treat, so that is not a bad thing, but it's very similar.

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That is fucking airwaves on crack.

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I think it's a bit sus.

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That honestly just tastes like the Green Extra, but I'm a Blue Extra guy, okay?

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Seven out of 10, nice strawberry flavor, not too much watermelon

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That is a beautiful pineapple flavor, like a pineapple lolly, no aftertaste. That was fucking mad.

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It's like mango nectar and then like a sweet raspberry aftertaste.

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That's a nine out of fucking 10

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If that had lime, it would be awesome, but because there's a lack of lime, I'm going to go down to like a six.

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Tastes like the two state of origin cruisers mixed together, which was fucking yum.

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It's like fresh, real Lychee, okay? Fucking incredible.

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Not a fan of that, it's kind of like a dirty lemon sip

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that is fucking excellent, easy 8.5

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that's probably the most summer beverage I've ever had. Ever.

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I don't like it, but I don't hate it and it is a bit unique

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I want to order the Grimace Shake for my little boy. He's just a little bit scared

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That is fucking mad. The mango is better, this is still an 8.5.

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This is a rollercoaster of emotions.

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this, this is fucking like full piss head territory in my opinion

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it tastes like someone's free poured Neds or Wild Boar with about this much coke, and that is not for me

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full piss head territory

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stop decomposing on the lounge, drink some water