Russ Quotes

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For legal reasons, I must state I was joking

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even my coffee's decent this morning

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It does taste cheaper, but it is cheaper.

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Absolutely gorgeous, and you can tell it's bigger peanut butter, not like the American Reese's.

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peanut butter with a golden retriever and a freshly shaven ball sack

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Let's fucking go

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I will pay 58 cents a ball for that any day.

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The mango, something was a little bit sus.

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A fucking buffalo sauce needs that vinegar twang in the background.

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you wonder why I have trust issues with me fucking ass

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really nice plump grapes but you cannot taste bubblegum at all

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Kids today are so spoilt... their fruit tastes like lollies

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I can taste great bubblegum covered in chocolate with these, 5 out of 10, they're okay

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I'm getting none of that hot chips. None of that deep-fried potato and chicken salt.

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Soz I mentioned twang twice

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I cannot taste those chewy pieces at all.

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They are filth. The chocolate's super artificial.

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I never tried one of them, but your mum did

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Darryl Lee are the absolute lords of Rocky Road

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That's like a good peanut brittle, but that's also a peanut brittle

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the cookies taste like you're chewing through fucking Nescafe

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creamy chocolate with crunchy super fucking salty caramel pieces

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It's as sweet as putting golden syrup straight into your mouth

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Six out of ten way too many peanuts.

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It needed real chocolate and real fucking sugar, that's where they've missed the mark with these ones.

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Oh, I thought I was going to hate that. I don't love coconut water by itself, but that's actually not bad.

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the Woolies rip off

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Otherwise, it's just another fucking RTD and not a hard coconut water.

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Classic fucking fish and chip shop burger vibes mixed with a double quarter pounder.

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It is like a sprite spider, but with a little bit of enhancement. That is fucking awesome.

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do we really like turtles this fucking much

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save your family the aggression and do not spider at your bundies

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Dad's having a Bundy spider for dessert and you're having a broken fucking jaw

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that's just a hard spider from your childhood

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The first ever snack optical illusion.

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It is a mud puddle without the mud.

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That teleports me back to playing knee footy in the lounge room with fucking carpet burns.

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teleports me back to playing knee footy in the lounge room with carpet burns

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the kings of plagiarism are back

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Tastes way better with the sauce, but the distribution is fucked.

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Classic nostalgic Bubblegum flavour.

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You cannot taste the cheese at all. It's just a normal Whopper. Do not bother.

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It's like a JFC burger meets a chicken and cheese from Macca's

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that's a breakfast block of choccy if I've ever had one

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no flavour but white chocolate, that is really shit

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they wanna be the Red Rock Deli but they do just taste like mee gorengs without the fucking onion or spice

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this is dinner for the next five nights

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the correct way to eat noodles is drain the water and then add the seasoning

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That with vanilla ice cream would be like the ultimate fucking spider

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So it's got the citrus flavour profile, but it's got more twang, maybe more orange, and it's fizzier.

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officially assigning 1x by 3 Days Grace to the White Aldi one

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I'm giving that a six out of ten. I'm fucking bored. Give us the pinky back.

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If you like strawberry and chocolate, you will fucking shit your pants over that.

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That's a draw, but it's also both shit.

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what they call the BP or we call the boy poi

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I'm not let down, but I'm not fucking not coming in me undies.

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Not much structural integrity. Just like toilet paper.

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I have actual goosebumps for the first time in a review.