Russ Quotes

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In two sucks they ran out of flavour and you're stuck with plain milk for the rest of your Happy Meal.

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so fucking excited for these because of Homer Simpson's addiction

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I had three on my break and then spent the rest of my shift in fucking pure agony.

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Plus on the initial launch the marshmallows were hard which was way better.

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These were fucking awesome.

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These were fucking awesome.

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It's like a deep, quite a naughty, handsome, mature caramel.

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milk tastes better out of a carton. That's a fact

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Yes, I do want to sign up to Pilates at 6 a.m.

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That's freshly mowed, cunt. That's freshly mowed grass.

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That's a grass latte, you fucking weirdos.

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Monster brought this out a week early just to be a fuckwit

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It's like a Solo mixed with a Pub Squash, super sus fluorescent colour.

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who is the life of the Lemon Party

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bargain piss

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It is wine-based, but a way better aftertaste than that absolute fucking piss.

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Okay, that one's got a slight farty aftertaste.

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The extra salt from the bacon's fucking awesome with the mayo and that flame-grilled taste.

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An okay chicken and bacon burger.

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Even if you don't have a microwave, fucking sit on the bastard to warm it up.

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That's a fucking four out of ten, like pretty much every other Prime

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It was the exact same as this Prime, which was fucking shit.

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This is blueberry, orange, and lime, but I'm going to sip it anyway.

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very good fucking timing bringing this out just after Valk becomes champ again

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They taste like one that sat around a little while in a fucking servo bain-marie.

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I'm eating Teflon with every fucking meal

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I always raw dog it no tongs the flip and burn me fingers

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diabetes in a fucking can

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it's given like espresso martini vibes with chocolate

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honestly about the same as the fucking original

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like a caramel topping rather than the caramel syrup that we have in australia

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that's a fucking bowel prep that is just not human

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makes me want to shit my whole fucking body out

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It's absolutely fucking gorgeous, that is fun, more of that

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like when Rage Against The Machine and Soundgarden members formed Audioslave

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Then there's no forest, it's just fucking boring and absolutely fucking shit.

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just a block to get rid of them

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the person that just does missionary their whole fucking life

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It's like a finger bun crossed with fairy bread.

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the best Fanta of all time is sour fucking watermelon

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I don't know why I fucking bit straight into the bastard

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they are called chicken ribs, I don't know why I bit straight into the bastard

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not really vibing the buffalo with the beef

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That's just like a feisty fucking McSpicy, shit as fuck, boring, I'm disappointed.

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Recycle every three months

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This is a stoner's final fucking boss.

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whoever come up with this idea was the most stoned motherfucker of all time

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I feel like I need to be really fucking pissed

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That is the sandwich. That is the fucking sanger of a lifetime.

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the best part is it's healthy because it's Subway

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That is the exact texture of a perfect fucking red skin, but green apple flavoured

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like a red skin mouthguard

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A bit bland for a grape flavour, but once again, the texture's fucking awesome.

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efficient on the time versus calorie intake

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I love a good chew

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McMuffins are as dry as your nan's moot

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I hate Macca's bacon. I wish it was like crispy rashers

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It's kind of like a buttery omelette