Russ Quotes

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I shouldn't have to dip me Twisties in butter to have a positive experience.

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That's like a nugget, are these nuggets?

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Yeah, it's nice, it's tasty.

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It's not okay, it's too saucy, too sweet.

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These are way better, 100%. These are so good.

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These tenders look like real chicken.

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This is some real caged chicken

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KFC with sweetness, that's good.

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It's like a good pub buffalo wing.

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The actual wing itself is just a fucking pub wing.

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Chongi's in strife

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It tastes like the fiery KFC sauce.

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That's like a sticky barbecue wing.

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This is $120 worth of chicken and it was basically pub wings, Coles air fried boneless chicken.

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What is a boneless chicken wing? Harry Potter's arm after Gilderoy Lockhart

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It's like a fantastic sun-kissed mixed with a little bit of orange juice twang and this awesome rum aftertaste.

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Sometimes you want to taste the piss

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Fuck me in the ass

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It's like a Kahlua vodka mix and just enough heat, enough spice that it kind of warms you up.

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That is like a fucking strepsil or a Vicks or a fucking anti-col.

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If you're sick and you want to get drunk, I think this could work

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Nostalgic as fuck. A flashback in the past, but actually a pretty fucking basic snack.

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Is this some sort of snack Mandela effect

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only had to compete with a Vegemite sandwich and a fucking soggy mandarin

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It tastes like a scotch finger.

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just like your mum last night, two shots of glaze right up the guts

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If you bite this first, you're a fucking psychopath

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I have heard of mushrooms taking you to the fourth dimension, but we're still not there with gummies yet.

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apparently the extra D is just delicious

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mushrooms taking you to the fourth dimension, still not there with gummies

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Four out of ten, super cheap gummy, and no structural integrity.

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These are the strawberry ones that look like a charm from a fucking Pandora bracelet.

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But hot and fresh, not too bad.

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Exactly the same as I remember when I was a young chap fucking flirting with milks behind McCafe.

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That, I actually might buy the wings again just to do that combination.

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It's the biggest catfish ever.

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You can keep that in Queensland

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Far better than the other two. So I'm giving it a six and a half.

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Just like Diet Coke, flat fucking piss. Disgusting.

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that one has a slightly sour aftertaste

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Bruce Bogtrotter wouldn't even smash that, not worth the calories at all

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It's fucking good. It's an 8.5 out of 10, but it's not a Solo.

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Exact same flavour, but Solo has one of the best aftertastes for sugar-free.

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can't have that for breakfast unless you're a fucking alcoholic loser

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like a little bit of hard shit that's on the sock under the bed

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That tastes exactly like a perfectly ripe piece of mango.

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You may as well just eat a real piece of fruit

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It's magic.

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No, it's nothing like it when you have it side by side.

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That's one of the best energy drinks I've ever had.

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that is a naughty little fucking bastard

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Shit birthday, shit burger.

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fuck the imperial system, I'm doing the kilogrammer

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I'm a fucking snack man

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It's okay, but it's a bit fucked up.

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that's a long bastard

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The Big Twirl, which is fucking genius. A flake without the mess.

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It fucks carpet around the country, it's cruel.