Russ Quotes

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The only positive with the others was that my pube wasn't on them

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This is like pineapple fucking zooper-dooper.

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The crispy hash brown, salty bacon with the sweet fucking pancake is absolutely gorgeous.

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If this doesn't say cardiac arrest on the lounge at 40, I don't know what does

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I don't know if this makes me proud or sad as a human race

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It's still better than that carbonated Windex.

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They already fucked this when they added caffeine.

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We just want a zero sugar, normal Mountain Dew. That's all we fucking want.

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It does taste like a mix of Max and full sugar, but who the fuck's buying full sugar?

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you get that creamy sauce that does give off carbonara vibes

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I inhaled a piece of onion... I nearly died

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It's hard to rate because I fucking love it.

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that's a fucking horrible bolognese

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like when your mate's mum made a way shit bolognese

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Seven and a half, actually alright gravy, but a really intense beef flavour like noodles or beef stock.

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In Newcastle, we call it a gina

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Tastes exactly like a fucking Parmigiana, on a bun.

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it doesn't add any value, it just makes it damp and fucking salty.

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look at that little skid mark of gravy

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they replaced the ketchup with the gravy, so it's worse than the normal Whopper.

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you're getting both the real and the fake banana flavor. That's fucking awesome

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It's easy to smash but that did not blow my mind

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more Choc Banana, please

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I reckon this is the final dagger in the Storm vs McFlurry battle.

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Nutella is my second favourite spread. First place, your mum's ass cheeks.

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It's fucking gorgeous, and it's good to know I can slurp this all night and not shit myself.

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basically hard porridge, a little bit healthy, maybe

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the milk has you not trusting a fart for a fucking month

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This is just like a soggy, bland piece of shit. Do not buy this.

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it says size matters. Hmm, arguably it doesn't, I've been told

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the only thing better than eating a mandarin is eating a mandarin out

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It's kind of like the white shit around a mandarin, like a bit bitter, a bit soda watery.

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Oh my God, that's banana paddle pop. That is exactly the fucking same.

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I've cut myself many a times on a Nesquik and Milo tin

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I give them a seven because I don't love barbecue, but fuck me, they're as good as it gets.

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One of the best chips in the last ten years.

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because I've still got skin in my mouth

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It's like a dull sour cream and chives, then a heap of pickle flavouring

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An absolute fucking marketing stunt.

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Fuck you, Selena. I don't even know what you do.

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This is a vanilla flavoured frozen dairy dessert, not an ice cream.

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That's a fucking little winter dessert.

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Blue Gatorade looks fucking awesome when mixed.

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Gatorade replaces electrolytes for when you have diarrhoea

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this ice cream will give me diarrhoea

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That's something that I will probably won't do it again. But I'll tell people that it was fun.

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I could serve that at a fucking restaurant and just call it something exotic.

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Blue V, which isn't blue

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Whoever commented that, I hate you. I'm gonna go through the comments and block you. And your whole family.

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I'm gonna block you. And your whole family.

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The bacon egg was absolutely gorgeous

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the Italian Supreme fucking hit the spot

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I just remember these being super fucking dry

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Now these were fucking yum, but the thing was they were expensive and took ages.

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We went to Macca's to get cheap shit filthy

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the McDouble saved my life. It got me through uni.

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These also saved my life.

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And these were breakfast. These also saved my life.