Russ Quotes

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the normal ones are leaving like a clag in my mouth

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It's got no mongrel, no heart and soul.

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The bitterness of the old gold with the Turkish delight sweetness works so fucking well.

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like Chad Kroger covering Wadir for the ultimate collab

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60-year-old man in a robe, playing Carole King Tapestry with a big fat cigar

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Stick to picking your nose and fucking kinder surprises

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So if this had ice cream, would have been like a nine. But by themselves, they're probably only a six and a half.

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Eight and a half out of ten, the sauce carries that.

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OG one looks like something a school canteen would have served you up

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Looks like they've deep fried something from the bin beside the chick's toilets

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If you like Tyrrell's, you'll fucking love these.

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fuck all salt and vinegar, and the Balsamic's almost sus, not a fan at all.

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Mount Everest was shrinking because we were mining too much pink salt

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I want it to be like I'm licking a salt lamp.

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they taste like popcorn chicken, the shit around the outside of popcorn chicken.

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I thought this was going to be a 10 out of 10, there's room for improvement

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it doesn't taste like a Snickers at all, fuck all peanut and that, kinda average

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there's about fuckin' three in there, it's like playing Where's Wally

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they're fuckin' like a molecule away from being the same product

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it's got this artificial caramel that's given like a rainbow paddle-pop vibe

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They do give me flashbacks now

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There's going to be all sorts of dramas if you punish four of them fucking pocket rockets before you go out.

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this is a tutorial on how to shit yourself before 12 and die before fucking 40

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Fruit Loops with twang.

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they taste exactly the same, fucking obviously, but a bonus point for being cute

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It's just fucking half a wave.

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I'd argue they're not even mini. Look how fat that fucker is.

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They're a fucking nostalgic little treat.

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that is so fucking good that is summer in a can

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drinking that in the pool with my cock on the spa jam

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Finally, a cracker close to the big cheese. I've been waiting for fucking ages.

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That's what barbecue shapes don't taste like barbecue. They fucking do.

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Five out of ten. Boring as fuck.

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They kind of taste like shook skin, but they also kind of taste like stuffing. And stuffing sucks.

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Eight and a half. Packed with flavour.

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taking skin off

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if you like lemon slice you'll fucking love it but I think lemon slice is a 6 out of 10

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we're coming crawling back up Dream's ass

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That is a soft drink, not a seltzer. And it's like a liquid kablooey.

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Super similar to the grog, which was like a zuppa duppa.

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A little more twang. So it lives up to the sour name.

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It's like a sugar-free version of the Bundaberg.

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Fuck me dead

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I think it's going to be the fucking flavor of the summer.

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I'm obviously going to compare it to the normal no-piss version.

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this was my golden ticket that fucking got me up

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straight from bed to a hard Sunkist for fucking breakfast

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So it's just like a basic corn chip, basically like the Aldi one.

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That's what she said.

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if you love normal CCs, you'll fucking absolutely love this as a little bit of a change.

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Not bad, but heaps similar to a Big Mac, OK?

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Maccas is like a partner that kept cheating on them

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Nope, fingered. Fingered by five people at an 18th birthday.

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I nearly killed a family because of these fuckers, but the pie itself is actually pretty good

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I nearly crashed my car because of a traveler

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a little bit of fun a little bit of a party

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Better than what I can make at home, which is kind of the benchmark in my opinion

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I get the Gut Rumbler