Russ, 15 July 2025Catchphrase

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Remember frozen milk cups you get at school? It's like that, but a little bit sweeter.

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that's not Macca's Sundae, that's like a fucking strawberry jam, and it's giving me toast vibes

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that's a long bastard

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They'll be on clearance by next year. I'll put money on it.