Russ Quotes

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makes me want a fucking schooner

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maybe it's time you start selling piss

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the hunt for festive piss continues

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Two out of ten, that is like fucking an Alibaba mango, you've sucked on one of them, and then you've had a little nip of metho

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This is a great budget option, but if you get a lash out, go that all fucking day.

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what the fuck's a boysenberry?

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It's closer to a hazelnut coffee syrup, so if you love a hazelnut latte, you might like it.

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If I want lemon and sugar, I'm just gonna put lemon and sugar on me fucking pancakes.

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When you get a hard bit, it is like chewing through a violet crumble.

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That's like a nice charred lemon chicken. Not bad at all

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It's a good smoky rib chip, but it tastes exactly like one they've done before.

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why is it always the last dish to be ready?

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Andy, a potato-baked has fucking bacon.

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she's put it on six hours early and the spuds were still hard

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basically Nelly's grills of the energy drink world

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in my memory, it was just strawberries and cream with a little bit of twang

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So if you're a Monster Ultra fan, I think you'll fucking love it.

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Rainstorm is making me think of that brainstorm, Green Needle

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it kind of tastes like black and gold ice cream that is melted, re-frozen

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that tastes exactly like the frozen paddle pop thick shake

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That is like a lemon Clippo slushed up.

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It's like a perfect child between both.

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trust this fucking sus cunt

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I can't believe we're allowing him down our chimney as kids

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So you can eat these while driving without nearly killing a family.

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Zappos I had one of them. They're pretty good

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That was alright. It hit the spot.

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let's do the fucking frozen nana. Or cold but mad.

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this looks awfully familiar of what I just left behind

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Like chewy banana flavoured foam.

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you know I'm a little snack boy

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Best piece of rock candy I've ever had.

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looked like a whale's cock that they were chopping up

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Holy fucking flashback.

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this is for Uncle Russ

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that initial hit is those fucking lollipops smack bang in your face

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just like the rainbow sherbet mother, absolutely fucking gorgeous

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please don't sue me, Adrian, but that is fucking filth

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With the pickle, it gives it that fucking vinegar twang.

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it's just a mad hybrid between a cinnabon and a woolies mud cake

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someone served me a wedge... I would punch the fuck out of them

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roughly 1500 calories for this bad boy which is like eight crispies

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That is fucking awesome. I'm getting that. That's the summer slushy.

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That's just straight fucking syrup.

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Not shit. I wouldn't do it. Don't do it. So familiar.

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You can't slam a Tim Tam out of a fucking cup.

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don't say your mum because I fucking will

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Not only does it taste besty, but it tastes like fucking eggnog.

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I'm pretty new to my nog. I wasn't nogging back in the day.

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Merry fucking Christmas, you bastards.

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Nine out of ten. Holy fuck that is gonna fuck me this summer

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You know someone's old when they refer to a tongue kiss as a pash

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I may drown

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Mike it's making me hot

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Just chuck a new packaging on it and think that we're too dumb to notice.

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it's giving that vibe with a Hungry Jack's twist

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I lied, all the bacon was hiding in one corner

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Don't take the risk on the beef. Switch that for bacon