Russ Quotes

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I look like one of those packaday smokers that has that stained moustache

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Why haven't they done a white Nutella Bueno spread?

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That is a bounty Bueno.

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that has less base than the Injustice For All album

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The normal one's better, but I do love that this is portion controlled.

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you can't put a price on your health, can you?

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With this, I'd probably only let a couple off.

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if you love the coffee frappe and vanilla lattes, you'll love it

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it's like an iced latte mixed with a char time brown sugar bobber

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I can't believe I'm giving a Macca's coffee an 8 and a half, but that is so refreshing

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that needs the cold foam, then I probably would have upped it a few points

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It tastes like a hard icy pole but with a little bit of a solo twang.

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I'll fucking seize at the hammer stage

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The salted caramel acts as a lube and dissolves a little bit of the clag.

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The same people probably fucking made them

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Looks better, but doesn't really taste better.

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It's like a spider. Remember these old slushies?

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without that cold foam, it's just a fucking normal shitty Sprite.

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It's given like mango fruit drink vibes, but caffeinated, and there's little popping pearls.

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It's got the best strawberry watermelon flavour ever.

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It's a good fucking choc mint milk.

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these really save it. I'm giving it a 7 out of 10.

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The chicken works so well with the Big Mac sauce, which makes sense, because I always dip my nuggets in Big Mac sauce.

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start putting pickles back on your Big Macs, you fucking lazy cunts

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Just remember the pickles. Fuck wits.

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the ultimate drink for redheads

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Okay, it's fucking mad.

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drink equivalent of Broden Kelly and Amon from the Chats collabing

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I nearly shit my pants

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way better texture, more like a gummy, but the flavour's just lacking

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I don't know why they're better separate, almost more chewy and a little bit more flavour

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twang fucking city, baby

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they all kind of taste the same, just in different shapes

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I was so excited for them, but it was nowhere near enough flavour

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they give me natural confectionery vibes. With more twang.

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4 and 20, I have dissected six of your pies like a fucking squid in year eight science.

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4 and 20 stay away from my family.

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that classic blueberry flavor that makes you shit green in the morning

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if you want a bit more twang, I do recommend that

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Maybe that's what the pom is, fucked if I know

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That's one of the best apple drinks ever. It's almost toffee apple

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I'm going with me gut and saying that's fairy floss super duper

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named after something electric and pink in the bottom drawer

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That's one of the most offensive things I've ever put in my mouth.

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a bottle that when drunk could literally make your liver explode

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18 fucking percent, you asshole

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There was half a goon sack in this one bottle

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If you want a berry creamy little yum yum, get the fucking Twisters all day.

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I thought you were saying Marshmallow Twisties

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I need to just not review when my taste isn't there.

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you know when a deli's attached to the cafe that the sandwich is gonna be fucking awesome. And it was, it was off its head

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They were having a perv on this young stud

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Fuck me dead, that's half a pig.

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I shouldn't be promoting another energy drink, but they've got fucking monster spiders. I've got the Mango Loco.

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I wouldn't go out of your way. It's okay.

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I also think it's Wang's only bakery

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Super cheesy, just like the Macca's one.

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Halloumi tastes like chewing on a fucking eraser