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7.5
Streets · Ice cream
Russ’s rating
out of 10 · 2 reviews · best 7.5 / worst 7.5 · last reviewed 9 Nov 2025
Find it online:AldiColesWoolworths
This is a great budget option, but if you get a lash out, go that all fucking day.
12 Nov 2025 · Mini Mallow Twister Review
I need to just not review when my taste isn't there.
Russ revisits his earlier Splice Boysenberry review after having a few more and says he got it wrong. He now finds it icy, more like blackberry than boysenberry, and cheap-tasting. No number is given.
Didn’t like
9
Magnum · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedIce cream
“Well worth shitting your pants over if you're lactose intolerant, that's for sure.”
9.5
What it’s like
9 Nov 2025 · Boysenberry Splice Review
First new Splice flavour in ages, bought at Aldi. A really good berry-flavoured ice block with a mild twang that goes well with the ice cream, but he'd rather lash out on the Solero.
Liked
Didn’t like
What it’s like
7
Streets · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:33
Ice cream
“The bluey ice cream, so I think mine's got parvo.”
9
Solo · IGA
1 review0:14
Top ratedIce cream
“imagine an icy pole with twang.”
9.5
Wall's
1 review0:00
Top ratedIce cream
“This makes splice look like a little fucking bitch.”
9
Russ Energy · Ampol
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“If you want a chop-a-chop, meets a ripe strawberry, meets a fucking lemon, ate Icy Pole, then fucking go to Empire Foodery right now.”
“It is like, it's like biting a cloud.”
9.5
Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Three bucks fifty for a can is fucking phenomenal”
9Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:21
Top ratedChocolate
“That tastes like an aero, but it's bite-sized and melts in your mouth way more.”
9
Nerds · Aldi
1 review1:54
Top ratedLollies
“the inside is like when you suck all the shit sugary stuff off a jelly bean, and you're left with just the jelly”
9
Flying Power · Aldi
1 review0:27
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is like Pepsi Max and LA Ice Cola have fused together, but it's full caffeine like a fucking Red Bull.”
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Snacks
Fast food
Ice cream & frozen
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Alcohol
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