Russ Quotes

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That is a great fucking innovation in the piss world

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this just scraped in on the deadline

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it was cheap, it tasted like a splice, fucking brilliant

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that's like CPR, it'll wake anyone up from even a five, six day bender

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one of the best full sugar energy drinks I've ever had

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it would have been higher, but they were skimping on the Nutella

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that was the hot cross bun of the year

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you seen what Chongy fucking did to it, it was incredible

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nah, it is that fucking good

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It's like a normal Snickers, but a little bit sweeter with that white chocolate aftertaste fucking absolutely gorgeous

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It's not the size. That's how it tastes.

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This tastes like a servo tender.

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I would buy a bottle of that sauce from Grilled and do my own chicken with like KFC tenders.

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You know how I feel about sauce boys

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That's a dodo bird. That's how old that thing is

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Exactly the same. Firstly, perfect fucking twang.

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I think this is what led to my first fingering

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this is a tax write-off before Christmas

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Sour berry just doesn't really make sense.

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It's actually like the fucking starburst chews pureed in a bottle.

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it blew my fucking mind, so I bought a bottle online

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But when you dip it in the chipotle sauce, it is a 9.

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I'm getting the cream, but there is no cookies

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I'm gonna get something else for fucking breakfast

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Had better coffees, Blakeney's apparently got good pies.

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It's kind of a bread roll experience.

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In the mood for a cheese and bacon sausage roll, it would hit the spot.

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I cannot figure out why they have fucked with this recipe.

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it might ruin Christmas and maybe New Year

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Personally, they are fucking dog shit.

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There's some oldies that watch me, some hornbags

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it was like a nine for flavour, but honestly like a three for fucking structural integrity

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the pain and suffering actually adds flavour

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I've got another Dirty Cola because I fucking love them

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looks slightly different to the picture, but so do you

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I'm getting zero fart. I'm quite fresh. It's just watermelon juice over ice.

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Let's have it on the fartometer

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Imagine a Macca's soft serve and a watermelon sorbet had a child.

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Psychedelic, man.

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For me, that's pretty good.

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It is. It's delicious and horrible.

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named after Sir Donald Bradman, our hero

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Oh my God, that meatball is insane.

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That's like a proper Asian dumpling mixed with a servo dimi.

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I reckon a dumpling burp is one molecule away from being legally classified as a fart.

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I'm back on the dimi train

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I think it's the best flavoured Pepsi Max we've had

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if your name's Max, it would get quite confusing when I offered one

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I'm getting no gingerbread, a bit of a scam

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it's nice, but no passion fruit flavor at all

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That is a very well-balanced donut, fucking amazing

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looks like he forgot to douche

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it's cute as fuck, I actually quite like it

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except it's got a Kit Kat up the doot

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actually tastes quite festive

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It's convenient, but it's nothing new.

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I am rooted, so I need this popcorn fucking bowl

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The combination's amazing, but almost too much sauce.