Russ Quotes

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I feel like I should eat this with a knife and fork

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It's simple, Milko. Keep off.

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It's Biscoff Biscuits, not the fucking spread.

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So if you think those sound good, fucking rip in

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without butter like that is like the blended top of a mud cake

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That looks very familiar. That is me after the Chrissy break

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makes you look like you've just participated in two girls, one cup

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the two most old man things of all time have now collaborated

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I can feel my breath becoming old man breath as I'm eating this.

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target market... absolutely riddled with arthritis

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90% of this will be consumed while listening to AM radio

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I can feel a tonsil stone developing

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Watching the ABC, love it.

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It tastes exactly like a half melted Macca's thick shake

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Still very similar to a Macca's caramel shake

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the bits of coconuts kind of like you get little fingernails going into your mouth

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It tastes like weakly mixed cottage cordial with popping pearls

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you cannot taste cream egg at all this is the worst ending to the year ever

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Selena she should have been double stuff, she wasn't

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This bag is apparently a sharing size. That's a fucking entree.

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You are taking the piss if that's for sharing.

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Nine and a half out of ten, I'd say that's the best zero sugar monster on the market

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Fucking pull your heads in, Twisties. It's actually an embarrassment.

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Didn't even have Biscoff spread around the outside and cost 50 cents more.

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An absolute scam.

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They were fucking shit.

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he's laughed at the shape of them

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Freshly mown grass and milk.

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What else couldn't you want?

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It was like a clot, like a blood clot when you've had a bleeding nose hitting you in the back of the throat.

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Not only is this just a hazard to the Australian community, it was one of the worst things I've ever tasted.

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Yous are filthy

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They reduced 30% sugar and then added sweeteners and didn't tell anyone.

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But that's just a dog move. Fuck you, Pepsi.

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Nearly killing diabetics isn't as bad as how bad that tasted.

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This was basically dog food with cheese flavoring.

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stay away from my family

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That tastes like the Aldi Pine Lime Flying Power. Fucking mad.

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That fucking passion fruit one's the winner for me.

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That one was a bit bitter. If you love the Aperol spritzers, you might like it.

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Really nice drink. Let's get like a Fruit Loops aftertaste, but no tequila taste at all.

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That's actually a really good orange flavor, but no fucking tequila.

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3 out of 10. That tastes fucking off.

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It's like he or she haven't showered in a few days.

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Those cunts can fuck off. They'll be on clearance by next year.

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They'll be on clearance by next year. I'll put money on it.

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something's off about that. Probably a 4 from me.

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Tastes like this one, but you sit next to your girlfriend that hasn't washed her tan off yet.

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Whittaker's, if you bring it out in Australia next year, you're in the fucking running

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that brand has brought out some awesome shit, the banana and mango especially

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the banana and mango especially

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fucking hell, that was so good

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it's the audio slave of the Choccy world

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like when Soundgarden and Rage joined together

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I've got the Potato Bake Andy Cook's chip

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you know how shit the category is when a gluten free product makes the list

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these weren't that good, but they were affordable

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I still cannot trust a fart because of that shit