Russ Quotes

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no, I'm not getting paid to say that, they are that good

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they're A tier if you've got dental cover but probably F if you don't

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I had a mate's mum actually do it on wholemeal once which was F and we called docs

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but the bakery pie, that is B tier

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it's like chewing on an orthotic with some mints inside

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sorry I forgot Sam Kekovic dropped off a brown paper bag, we're gonna bump that one up

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shrinking quicker than the actual koala population

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they're shrinking quicker than the actual koala. Koala population.

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they're just a white chocolate raspberry that's fucking green

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You can't fucking tell me that's not mulch

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That's a Jim's Hot Cross Bun

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It's fucking lovely and gorgeous, and I will be purchasing again

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boring as fuck, soulless, straight off the shelf watermelon

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it's the second mother I've had on me lips today

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It tastes like the Subway meatball sauce.

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I'm also really hungover and really fucking hungry

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the bun hunt continues

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Indulgent as fuck.

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they would have tripled sales with nostalgic Caramello packaging

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This is what Steve Irwin and fucking Colonel Sanders would be eating in heaven.

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I wasn't really crying. I was actually choking on a piece of fucking fillet.

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The Hamish and Andy gravy chip was one of the most exciting releases of all time.

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Crispy bacon. Honestly, one of my favourites.

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My little Pringles device doesn't fit anymore.

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Has the person signing this shit off ever eaten a pizza in their fucking life?

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Better texture and probably the closest we've had to the buffalo wings.

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Firstly, it's a capsicum, you cunt. Don't call it a pepper.

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Fuck off with your barbecue flavours.

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Last time cold, they dried my mouth out so much that they turned me into fucking Spongebob

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turned me into fucking Spongebob in that episode

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that's how they made the fucking horse talk

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Cold is easily the driest thing I've ever eaten. You could use that as a dehumidifier.

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pulling moisture... out of the fucking room

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That is absolutely gorge.

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Six and a half. It's all right, but the beef just works way better.

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Which isn't horrible, but it's just not in the same league as that fucking beefy bastard.

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like a weespa with a fucking breakfast juice

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I love a good Brazilian, but definitely prefer the Landing Strip

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I've had pawpaw ointment and that's about it

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It's like a cafe black. You know, when they've got it glad wrapped and then they go and toast it.

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It does taste like you've made your own toasty at home

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You can taste heaps of garlic in that original crispy.

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It's kind of like that with bacon, egg, and Zinger.

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That's a 10. That's so fucking good.

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It's got the hash brown.

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Imagine the Zappo drink with like mushed up fucking ripe strawberries in it.

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It's not as nostalgic because if you add Neapolitan, there's usually only vanilla left

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That's how it should have looked when they first launched it.

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That is a fucking choking hazard

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You get these awesome gritty bits of Milo, but you don't actually get a heap of flavour

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The paper straw has went flaccid

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They just taste like that Lynx fucking body spray, the Choccy Temptation.

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They just taste like those cheap as fuck, almost fucking reject shop lollies covered in twang.

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just like your grandad in a nursing home, I'm also gonna leak some piss

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I've missed this. It's been about a year since I've had one.

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that's gonna completely fuck it for half the country

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That is a dead set energised zero sugar Fanta.

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I am a bit of a naval guy myself