Russ Quotes

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They say don't polish a turd, but this is one of those occasions where it's work

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I will be finishing one, not two, or I will get another hemorrhoid

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I couldn't really taste them

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They were my favourite, absolutely gorgeous.

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the blue one is the same, which was like a dirty soda with that cold foam on top.

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before we had the Luna Splash, which was fucking dog shit.

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Fuck, it was yummy, but it did some things to my little tummy.

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Fuck me, for 8%, that is so clean

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You know when you go to someone's house with heaps of cats and you smell that pissy smell? Tastes like that in a bottle.

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That's like a Twinings teabag in a white monster, which isn't horrible

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Not sour, but it is strawberry.

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Once again, not sour, and blue raspberry must be fucking sour.

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It tastes like the warhead when you suck all the sour off

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I swear people don't know what sour means

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It tastes like those two mixed together. Fucking awesome.

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The flavor's bang on a cheese Domino's pizza. I'm not getting pepperoni.

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chim, whatever that is

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You can really taste that green shit. That's good.

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One of the coolest fucking releases in a while.

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It's just a Mars bar someone's put fucking salt on, which actually works.

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A candy lolly raspberry with the white chocolate works so well.

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What a fucking letdown. They are shit.

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exactly what you want is a beautiful fucking spud aftertaste

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One out of ten it's not matcha and it's not good and something's went seriously wrong in that fucking aftertaste

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So, water fish, strawberry fred. Still barely drinkable but better.

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The white chocolate flavour's good and it nearly covers the defrosted bait taste but it's still there.

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cunt's fucked but not as fucked as I thought it would be

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it's so big it is giving me Chief Wiggum Lockjaw

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four double quarter pounders surrounding a field of fish

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Nine and a half, that is drop dead gorgeous.

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I didn't like the 6%, so I honestly thought these were going to be shit. That's an eight and a half out of 10.

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Tastes like a povo cruiser double.

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It is absolutely stunning. It is a gorgeous creation.

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I'm starting to think this cunt is the CEO of Peter's.

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There's been something going on in Peter's HQ.

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This would have been better as a fucking lush bath bomb.

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they read the back of a fucking shampoo bottle

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You might like it if you're a posh wanker

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That's fucking kiwi fruit. That is not passion fruit at all, which isn't a bad thing.

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This is like the end of the strawberry, the super fucking ripe end

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except savoury which is F

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Shapes, I've got all of them in B except savoury which is F

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not because this is a lamb ad but because it actually is the best

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be like Mary and go get a little lamb

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Tim Tam is only going in A tier, Quattro's better

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The Quattro S tier, the ultimate Arnott's Bicky

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Honey Jumbles are also gone but who cares, they're going in D

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bring them back

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no drippage in the Aussie heat, the perfect ice block

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Frog in the Pond, E, they suck

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they're too reliant on your artistic ability

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looks like Harry Potter's cake

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Lamington's E tier, the worst

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it's the snot block, the vanilla slice that is the ultimate. Bogan Bakery item.

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Vegemite on toast is honestly A tier, my most eaten food ever, easily

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the little red stick you chew on, that's S

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Jats and Cabanossi in B

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that's what Victorians eat, nowhere near as good