Russ Quotes

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It's probably the best fast food I've had here, but it's definitely not the best burger I've ever had.

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full onion, like Shrek's onion carriage on it

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Honestly five out of ten just tastes like every other fucking Angus they've bought out

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Honestly nine out of ten. A classic pub lemon lime and bitters

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It's alright for the price though. Not as good as everyone hoped it.

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Could be I haven't had water in two days

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Fucking milkshake. When you get the free Bolo coffee from the machine.

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It's like the best jam filled donut I've ever had. That's a nine.

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Eight percent. That's fucking awesome. Eight. Eight out of ten.

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Sell piss in a pharmacy which is crazy

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It's good, but it's dry.

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I've went in dry a few times before

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The Chick-fil-A sauce is almost like a mustard in a way.

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It's the best thing about home in life. Sauce by itself.

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Exactly the same as the Aussie chips, which are mad.

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Exact same, and the photo shows a sesame seed bun.

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That is fucking gorgeous.

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Cheeseburger, same again

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Dry as your men's moot.

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That's like the OG chicken and mayo on steroids.

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That with a double quarter pounder hung over would be all fucking time.

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That's like a Fanta mixed with an orange fruit drink.

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Worse, everything's the same, but the fish has some fanny stank.

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Because they fucking forgot them, the cunts.

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Similar to the Guzman ones, but they've got this classic nostalgic Macca's flavour.

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Had to get this because it reminded me of Jeopardy.

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it has tomatoes, so it's healthier

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That is gorgeous.

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looks like something you'd find in the bin beside the female toilets

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Doesn't taste as fried, more like a baked biscuit or something.

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That awesome fake cherry flavour that nothing in Australia has

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Seven and a half.

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20 bucks 20 a fucking beer. It better be the best beer I've ever had in me life.

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you're kidding me that is fucking lethal

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these might get their yearly root down to every six months

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like a grape gatorade flavor but a bit syrupy

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after four to eight of these you'll get dragged into HR on monday

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Out of the whole hard-rated catalog, that with bitters is the best.

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I've got a bad aim. That's why I sit down to piss.

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Where this is just giving orange Zupa Dupe, like orange ice block vibes.

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It just tastes like a chicken and veg pie without the veg and a tiny bit of a fishy aftertaste.

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I feel bad killing a chicken because they're absolutely adorable

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a crocodile, you don't really give a fuck because they're like evil cunts

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For a servo pie, probably a 9 out of 10 compared to some of the fucking fossils that you get in the servos.

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they charge through the fucking ass for everything at a servo

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this isn't the first time Russ has had a hard white monster in his mouth

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I want caffeine in it and I want a neutral spirit and then that's a fucking 10.

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If Creed plays when we drink one of them, I wonder what plays when we drink this

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They're trapped like Augustus Gloop in the fucking pipe.

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four fucking gummy bears, human centipede

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it does taste like the end of the night, where you just start free pouring and you get absolutely fucking munted

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let's put some fucking hairs on me chest

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for munted cunts with failing livers, smash these with a bacon egg roll

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This is the expansion pack on the normal lemon.

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remember when you buy the Sims and you get the expansion packs?

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let's see if it tastes more like a planet or your ex

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who's ass though, could be anywhere from a 0 to an 11

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Awesome with the Bursties, like little fucking pops of Ribena, but it looks fucked