Russ Quotes

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because your mum didn't fucking cut enough

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I wanted to be punched in the face with bitter lime twang.

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that's the best zero sugar energy drink on the Aussie market, in my fucking opinion

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one of the best energy drinks fucking ever

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like a blue Batman, not a blue fucking V

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9 out of 10, that is the best Ultra I've ever had

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chuck one in the pool and pretend someone shat in there

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Russ's Choccy stool chart

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The centre is identical to the old school bar.

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If you're expecting a mango drink, you'll be disappointed. But if you want a fucking Weisbar Low Sugar, you'll love it.

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After a couple of licks, the taste always gets better

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was that off Metal Gear Solid?

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it tastes like a fucking Macona that's went cold on your desk

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if you're fit and love to shit, this is for you

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I love the Mocha Dare, that's probably the best protein milk on the market

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I'm glad we're back on the fucking cow tit

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I'm getting like an exotic aftertaste, maybe a bit of watermelon?

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I can't taste the sweetener, sorry for whinging about that. That actually tastes delicious.

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I like that more than I did the Voodoo, because I can tell it's Blue Raspberry now.

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looked like a milky bath wank

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It tastes like the pack of Jolly Ranch's smells.

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If you never ate them, you'll think these are the worst thing ever.

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convinced they're not even fucking Pringles

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They taste like plain Pringles, but someone's eating like a bowl of ramen in another room.

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They're $6.50 each, but they taste like $20 slices you'd get in Sydney

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Yes, I will get the Mr. Beast tattoo. I just didn't say when.

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It's like the Aussie peanut butter in the middle, but the actual peanut butter cup's better.

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That is a lot better.

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Sorry, PB&J. The band's getting to me.

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It could be the sweetest product I've ever had.

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As soon as Snickers had a child together.

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the smell of it is bang on Macca's Frappe, so they might have done it.

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I feel like around the pool, this could be quite a little delight.

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I'm giving that 8.5 out of 10. That's absolutely fucking stunning.

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It's playing with your head a bit

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If you don't like that V aftertaste, you're going to fucking love this.

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I still think is the best grape soft drink of all fucking time.

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It just tastes like you're free pouring your own Jack and coke

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I'm convinced that is trying to kill us

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It tastes like a zero sugar peach drink. That's fucking filth

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8 out of 10 that's delicious a direct competitor to the new Canadian Club lemon

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If you want to drink a Canadian club, but you want to look like a fucking bloke holding a Bundy, this is right up your alley.

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I'm not fucking Dick Smith. I don't give a fuck who owns it.

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Footies back. Russ is home. What a time to be alive.

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I want to control my twang levels, okay?

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That could be the most accurate fucking spin-off of like a collab flavor I've ever had.

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You taste the Sticky Date, but it's a bit heavy on the cinnamon and the Bickies are confusing.

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It tastes good. It tastes really good.

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I got the biggest thing on the menu just so I can get my ass smacked

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You can also jerk yourself off, but it's always better when someone does it for you

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Exactly what you'd expect. It's a fucking eight out of ten

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I am getting a little bit of PTSD there

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That's way fucking easy to smash though

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TV static with a cherry starburst aftertaste

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Those chicks wanted fifty dollars Australian each for a photo

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Normal chips, they're horrible.

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look like something that I'm about to create after eating this

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It tastes like air-fried McCain's fries. They're really shit.