Russ Quotes

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Rice paper roll flavors, but on steroids.

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I'm only rating that a six

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I just ate the head

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That is the best chocolate I've ever had in my life

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Tastes like an Outback burger actually.

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It's like someone's got all the dust off Cheetos and dissolved it through like water.

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Iced tea. Delicious.

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someone's got all the dust off Cheetos and dissolved it through water

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Doesn't feel as greasy as the dumplings I have back home.

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That's good juice. Oh yeah, that's fucking good juice.

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I called it pho for like 10 years

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I fucking love grilled capsicum. That is so tender.

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The crispy marge makes it.

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Jack Johnson wrote about this exact item

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Schmuck and a pancake

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Best thing I've had in my life

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banh mi means wheat bread... I'm a fucking idiot

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it's giving me like milkshake and iced coffee vibes together with a little pop of salt

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big bits of jelly. It's like quince paste doesn't it?

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I've been hit with an urgent code brown

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Coffee and condensed milk like a strong iced coffee, which right up my alley

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Really sweet like you're drinking a pureed pav without the fruit

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pav latte

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yes, that's a glass of fuckin' milk

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yes, that is spag-fucking-bol

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Identical, but half the price, so I'm gonna say better.

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The quarter pounder that they call the McRoyal

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chips are also the same

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the cheeseburger, chips are also the same

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the texture's like biting into two erasers

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just chicken and rice with a heap of flavour

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It did taste fresh, it was just a bit warm.

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it's like a hybrid of tinned spaghetti and spag bowl, just way too sweet

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like a watered down Macca's orange juice with these lumps of chia seeds and then salt

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If that had onion and barbecue sauce, would be game changing.

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not sure what animal, could be a chicken sausage

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I don't know what I was expecting, it's just fucking corn.

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Chicken nuggets are better, it was more like a dino nugget

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Nine out of ten sauce, like a sweet Sriracha.

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they taste like rice wheels, which are like a sweeter chisel, amazing

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you can taste real coffee, that's way better than ours

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heaps strong if you like it strong

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It's not quite a smoothie, but not quite a Yakult, somewhere in the middle

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To me, it's an Oreo McFlurry with lawn clippings

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I'm gonna break up with her because she likes matcha

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I am pleasantly surprised at this, if Coke Zero is like an eight and a half, this is an eight.

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like 99.9% just water, so maybe it's healthy

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the Coke Zero is definitely sweeter

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Fuck, I forgot how shit Diet Coke was, that is last.

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I even bought a Diet Coke Crocs

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That is the best drink on earth, there's a reason it's fucking number one.

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they're a fuckin' unique and gorgeous biscuit, 8.5 out of 10

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It's dead set, that Macca's pickle when you pull it off tastes just without the sourness.

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the word gherkin's getting fucking bred out

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like the Gina and Hawk tour collab of chocolates

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Righto

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those flavours together remind me of like Nana's house, like a hug from Nana

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It's nostalgic, but it's just fucking Nerds and ice cream.