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Honestly, for fucking two bucks, that is phenomenal.

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the cunt's two bucks. He cannot fucking complain

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This one's like white monster with a pineapple aftertaste.

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If you don't like either of them, you'll fucking absolutely hate it.

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Honestly, not as bad as I thought.

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doesn't have that aftertaste... like Day 3 Splendor Fanny

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That's fucking different. That is fun.

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It's not as good as Strawberry, but it's an 8 out of 10, and it's proof that we just need simple sometimes.

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The first brand to sell us air

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Classic Kaz works once again

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That tastes exactly the same, but has caffeine in it and more sugar, that is energised Red Cordial.

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If you gave this to a kid, the kid would blow up

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The flavor's awesome... but the texture's just a bit chewy, even warmed up

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if this looks familiar, get on the Metamucil

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Way less sickening, like a lot lighter to eat.

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A normal lava cake is my number one fast food dessert and that somehow brings it to another fucking level.

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giving me PTSD to the day after too many blueberry cruisers

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moister than your mum after a bottle of fucking chardonnay

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Yep, same as the Squid Game sauce, a really sweet BBQ sauce with a bit of soy sauce and a little bit of spice.

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that's not dunked, that's called dipping the fucking toes in

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I'm starting to think Han must make Macca's buns, because that's fucking super dry. Look at that, that is a scone.

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I know it looks a bit grey there, but that coating with that Korean sauce just absolutely works.

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It's kind of a Creaming Soda but the Kemikaze one is a lot closer.

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That's not like a White Monster. I actually really like that.

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Maybe White Monster? I don't fucking know but I like it.

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Everyone's saying that's way more sour. Fucking bullshit. It's probably 0.5 more in the Twango meter.

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There's your fucking sugar-free Watermelon Twang

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I don't like that raspberry flavour at all.

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If you love mango lolly flavour and super sweet, you'll love it.

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It's like that golden circle juice with an absolute hint of straw.

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That is caramilk on steroids.

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Imagine a marble block with a cheap coffee, with scotch finger biscuits through it.

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if you're a big Mac fan, then fucking rip in.

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Nothing on a Ferrero, but you might like it.

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That's a Monte fucking Carlo.

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The pain I put my body in toilet through just for accurate reviews

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make her rip her fucking undies off for your granddad one last time

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Meat, cheese, sauce, and pastry. You can't really go wrong.

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It's all about that baste.

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7 out of 10. 4 out of 20.

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It's okay, it's not too sweet so it's quite refreshing

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Eight out of ten, that is a really good lime zero sugar.

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Seven out of ten, tastes like fruit tingles without the twang.

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That biscuit, that is dead set of Vovo Bicky. They have nailed that.

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this is my favourite for flavour, but it's only as strong as a single espresso

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That is the strongest hazelnut flavour I've ever had in a drink, but I don't know if I like it.

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hot spicy twang fried fucking mad

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nine out of ten if you're a little bit blind which I'm definitely not right now

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Crispy smashed edges. That's really fucking good

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They could have even just called it the chum bucket

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like a four out of ten... that's the worst local food so far

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I'm giving this one an eight

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avocado ice cream works

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the barbecue pork was just as good as the banh mi queen we had yesterday

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Imagine a banana smoothie with a heap of coffee.

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Like a really light lemon flavoured Gatorade. Not too sweet, not too salty. Gorgeous.

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Beef and eggs, absolutely game-changing.

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If you're craving like a coffee back home, I would recommend this place.