Russ Quotes

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It's the classic, it started it all, but it's not the best.

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I'm going to put all of them on the same tier.

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I'm going to put all of them on the same tier.

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Original Mother, I go one step above, but they're all a very similar flavour.

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the original recipe, I'd argue, was S tier, the greatest energy drink ever, and they went and ruined it.

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I think that is my favourite full sugar energy drink ever.

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it tastes like a bubblegum bubble bath, it's the worst original energy drink on the planet.

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Purple Rockstar, that was my favourite full sugar energy drink.

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Surely that little bit of water doesn't make that much difference.

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This is a nine and a half to me

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It's okay, but it's not a fucking dare

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That's absolutely gorgeous

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I'm legit just tasting sugar, fucking creamer and hot water, that's it.

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that donut there must just be a warning

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Nah, fuck off, put a strawberry Nesquik teaspoon in your normal Mocona.

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if you buy this, you're a fucking idiot

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White Monster with a pineapple aftertaste, no coconut at all.

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The gold one, you get that zooper-dooper pineapple, but it's just one-dimensional, very sweet.

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That is dead-set caffeinated apple kiwi Coddy's cordial.

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I thought it was fish, but I'm getting like broccoli, like a tinned Brussels sprouts.

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I didn't know fish sauce was that fishy.

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I've never had it straight. I've had it gay.

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I was like, you just put Russ energy.

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I'm just going to lock in Poseidon.

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It didn't have much flavor.

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I bleed blue, but fuck me, that's one of the shittest lollies I've ever had.

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Better, but not great. This has a little bit of zing, like it says.

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I'm convinced that blue one might have actually been shit and piss.

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I reckon a Queenslander made this pack, and he's doing this to fuck with us

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Don't buy those. They're pretty boring and one tastes like fart.

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Eh, not a bad gummy. I'd say that's Original.

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That's an Allen's Red Snake with a little bit of twang

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Buy those. They will go a long way too because they're so chewy.

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It simulates the Positos so fucking well.

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But Milo on ice cream is a 10 out of 10.

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Fuck you, Wendy's Raymond Terrace, for making us do this

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It kind of looks like Agro's been on the gear for a few years

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It's like a little can of toxic waste straight from fucking Chernobyl

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32 cubed would be 32,000 milligrams of caffeine

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fuck me dead

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little can of toxic waste straight from Chernobyl

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Just imagine you're drinking one of these and you've got a strawberry chupa chup aftertaste and a little bit of pineapple cruiser.

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It is the best snack collab I think of all time.

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I don't want fucking peen cream, I want proper peanut butter in me block.

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I don't want peen cream

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this one's indulgent without being too sickening

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what a Sunday

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Coffee's fucking mad too, except it is strong

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about to mash this Robinson Park public toilet

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A good hybrid between a normal bakery and a posh one.

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one bite and it's turned into an absolute dust bowl

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This is a knife and fork-er

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It's a delicious classic lime soda.

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Slurped by Banjo himself

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Sweetness is a Zoopa Doopa, but a way better orange flavor.

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Strawberry oak. That's what that is.

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It's like a Golden Gaytimes smell, but tastes like a rainbow paddle pop.

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I don't know where they fuckin' left that