Russ, 21 January 2026Joke

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you're getting both the real and the fake banana flavor. That's fucking awesome

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If that had lime, it would be awesome, but because there's a lack of lime, I'm going to go down to like a six.

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I don't know if it's the Bogues that shit or just Russ doesn't Shandy.

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I wanted an excuse to write off a $70 bottle of rum