Russ Quotes

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Who is working on these? Sack the cunt right now.

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too much sugar gets me a little silly

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be careful when you Google that

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when your eye get malfunctions and the juice hits you on the lips

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it'd be rude not to shot it

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shout-out to that Block Party album. Fucking banger.

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I have no fucking clue what the yellow bits are

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That is a fucking letdown. Do better.

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These grannies are juicier than when yours wins, bingo

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How's this fucking legal?

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Bundy's like Popeye's spinach for Australians

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room in the Marvel Universe for the Aussie Incredible Hulk

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looks like the thing

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Ice confection, because it's fake ice cream

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Oh, I'm gay time.

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I wish this was hard jump too

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not as cheap as a goon second green cordial

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Zooper Dooper melted with piss added

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reserve that .5 for a fucking harder Clippo

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cover up that pooey pooey taste

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I'm going to call the Little Lenny for legal reasons

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I know they forget it most of the time

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I'm doing hot farts just thinking about that

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someone's blown the lemon candle out in the other room

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it's time to get my strap on

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the Daniel's Donuts fart-maxing pie

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It makes me feel less guilty

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dairy fine, not dairy free

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cosmetic flavoured food is so fucking odd

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you should have just not hung out

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there's a hundred percent chance that it's going to melt my chocolate freckle

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I need to pay the mortgage after this hundred dollar cookie

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you bunch of fucking sooks

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thought I'd throw them in for a bit of fun. That wasn't fun

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I used to love fucking Timon and Pumbaa

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rather than getting the shit bounty

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Might be good cooked around a campfire

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They say frozen gummy bears, but they're in the warm section

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two standards in this fucking pissy can

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Dragon Fruit has no flavour, so that's a bit of a wank

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a few of us have some fucking demons

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one night on these and you're gonna end up like us

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It doesn't make me want to kiss my mates on the lips

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That is a fucked up can of soft drink

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I'm about to book a flight to fucking Turkey

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I shot some fucking Spidey web in me undies

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look like a Smurfs been in a fucking car crash

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munched the absolute back end out of Papa Smurf

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I like em chunky. Yous know I like em chunky.

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We didn't copy. I do have an Ice Block flavour coming out

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I don't really know what the fuck a Purple Sour Candy is

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Joe: an apple that kind of tastes a bit bad... good bad

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Some more old man chalky

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not even gonna bother pronouncing that

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I was going for these in the World Cup, not anymore

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scallop or potato cake if you're a weird cunt

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You need three just for that fucking scallop alone

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Lemon me up, daddy