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Zooper Dooper
1 review0:59
Top ratedIce blocks
“Did you just have the Billsons musk? That's off its head, exactly the same as that.”
Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.McDonald's134 items · 7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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KitKat · Coles, Woolworths · 42g
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“Yum as fuck, that's an easy nine from me.”
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McDonald's
1 review0:00
Top ratedMilkshakes
“they're average milkshakes by themselves, but together that is something truly special”
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Nestlé
1 review0:12
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“With malt, and that in a thick shake, can't be fucking beaten.”
9Zooper Dooper
1 review1:21
Top ratedIce blocks
“That one's the most summer of the lot.”
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Streets · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:11
Top ratedIce cream
“The taste is bang on cookies and cream. Fucking absolutely gorgeous.”
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Pauls · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“That is a custard tart flavoured oak.”
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Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:38
Top ratedAlcohol
“That's one of the best apple drinks ever. It's almost toffee apple”
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Kirks · McDonald's
1 review0:51
Top ratedSoft drinks
“Honestly nine out of ten. A classic pub lemon lime and bitters”
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Powerade · 7-Eleven
1 review1:26
Top ratedSports & hydration
“I can't taste the sweetener, sorry for whinging about that. That actually tastes delicious.”
9Ovaltine
1 review0:27
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“Tastes like Milo with crushed up fucking oval teenies.”
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Whittaker's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:07
Top ratedChocolate
“Absolutely gorgeous, and you can tell it's bigger peanut butter, not like the American Reese's.”
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Violet Crumble
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“Peanut brittle, that's what it tastes like and that makes me like it so much more.”
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Sheep Dog
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“This is better than the original. I feel the jelly is what that was missing.”
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Amos · 7-Eleven
1 review0:50
Top ratedLollies
“That's fucking different. That is fun.”
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Cadbury
1 review1:38
Top ratedChocolate
“Boy, that is the closest thing I've had to a white knight in years.”
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Mishka
1 review2:33
Top ratedAlcohol
“Nine, the outside of a splice. None of the ice cream, just the outside.”
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Haribo
1 review1:49
Top ratedLollies
“it tastes like a sour strap, but in cube form.”
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McDonald's
1 review1:34
Top ratedRefreshers
“It's given like mango fruit drink vibes, but caffeinated, and there's little popping pearls.”
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Beresfield Fish & Chippery
1 review0:44
Top ratedSides & fries
“That tastes exactly like a scallop should taste.”
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Smith's · Aldi
1 review1:29
Top ratedChips & crackers
“Yeah, like salt and vinegar meets thousand island dressing.”
9Dare · Coles
1 review0:44
Top ratedProtein drinks
“I love the Mocha Dare, that's probably the best protein milk on the market”
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Ice Break
1 review0:00
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“This is going to be CPR in a bottle.”
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Siegel's Bagelmania
1 review0:47
Top ratedDoughnuts
“It's like the best jam filled donut I've ever had. That's a nine.”
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Celsius
1 review0:57
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“It tastes like those two mixed together. Fucking awesome.”
9Darrell Lea
1 review2:24
Top ratedChocolate
“That raspberry jelly and flavour through it absolutely completes that Rocky Road.”
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V Energy
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“He's actually fucking very well balanced”
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Cheezels · 7-Eleven · 90g
1 review0:00
Top ratedChips & crackers
“Skin falling off, arseholes tightening, absolutely beautiful.”
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Drumstick · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:57
Top ratedIce cream
“The top is a gorgeous deep caramel, rich as fuck”
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Arnott's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChips & crackers
“I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think the gluten-free ones are better.”
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Flip Side
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“that initial hit is those fucking lollipops smack bang in your face”
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KFC
1 review2:27
Top ratedSauces & dips
“that goes the best out of all of them with the chicken.”
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Mars
1 review1:13
Top ratedChocolate
“A Snickers is great but it's missing something. The honeycomb is that something.”
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Woolworths
1 review2:43
Top ratedLollies
“The plain just tastes like any other Coke bottle, which is a nine.”
9Woolworths
1 review2:38
Top ratedLollies
“Tastes like cherry cola, even though it just says sour cherry.”
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Solo · IGA
1 review0:14
Top ratedIce cream
“imagine an icy pole with twang.”
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Powerade · Coles, Woolworths
1 review1:15
Top ratedSports & hydration
“That could even revive me from a fucking little fat lamb hangover, that's how good the gun is.”
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