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Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.McDonald's134 items · 7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Fanta · Hungry Jack's
1 review0:05
Top ratedFrozen drinks
“the best Fanta of all time is sour fucking watermelon”
9
Doritos · Coles, Woolworths
1 review2:43
Top ratedChips & crackers
“Why don't we have salt and vinegar Doritos, actually?”
9
V Energy · 7-Eleven
1 review1:19
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That's fucking awesome if you like strawberries and cream.”
9
Lewis Road Creamery · 112 York
1 review0:55
Top ratedMilkshakes
“That's the best strawberry milk I've ever had.”
9
McDonald's
1 review0:35
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“perfectly balanced between twang, sweet and cream”
9
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“Imagine the Zappo drink with like mushed up fucking ripe strawberries in it.”
9
Kick The Rules
1 review0:41
Top ratedAlcohol
“it blew my fucking mind, so I bought a bottle online”
9
Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedCakes
“It's like a big strawberry donut meets a mudcake, that's what this tastes like.”
9
Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“This is dead set, green apple fucking Starburst Fruitfuls flavour.”
9
Red Bull · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is a ripe peach, like biting into a juicy, ripe fucking peach.”
9
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Monster Energy · Import stores
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“9 out of 10, that is the best Ultra I've ever had”
9
Pauls · Coles, Woolworths
1 review1:02
Top ratedDairy snacks
“Way more rich in flavour, a nice vanilla bean through it, and the texture was even better as well.”
9
McDonald's
1 review0:49
Top ratedSides & fries
“If you like Vegemite, they have fucking nailed that”
9
Smirnoff
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“This is like the Big Nuts version of a blueberry cruiser.”
9
Brookvale Union · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:13
Top ratedAlcohol
“That is bang on Pineapple Coconut, which has to be a 9 out of 10”
9
Monster Energy
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“If you don't like that V aftertaste, you're going to fucking love this.”
9
Dare · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:11
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“this is my favourite for flavour, but it's only as strong as a single espresso”
9
Alani Nu
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That's one of the best sugar-free energy drinks I've ever fucking had.”
9
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“that's the best zero sugar energy drink on the Aussie market, in my fucking opinion”
9
Coca-Cola · 7-Eleven
1 review1:49
Top ratedSoft drinks
“I actually really fuck with this zero sugar ice cream float.”
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Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:28
Top ratedPremixed drinks
“It's like mango nectar and then like a sweet raspberry aftertaste.”
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South Ave
1 review0:31
Top ratedPre-mixed drinks
“That is a soft drink, not a seltzer. And it's like a liquid kablooey.”
8.8
Hard Rated · BWS, Dan Murphy's
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Out of the whole hard-rated catalog, that with bitters is the best.”
8.8
Solo · 7-Eleven
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is off its fucking head. That's fucking incredible.”
8.5
Hard Rated · BWS, Dan Murphy's
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Holy fucking shit. Nine and a half, easy nine and a half, exactly the same as the one without alcohol”
8.5
Hard Rated
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“I think it's going to be the fucking flavor of the summer.”
8.5
Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
2 reviews0:21
Top ratedAlcohol
“you're kidding me that is fucking lethal”
8.5
Absolut
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Pretty fucking spicy on the throat.”
8.5
Coles
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“They're near perfect for a mint slice.”
8.5
Powerade · 7-Eleven
1 review1:12
Top ratedSports & hydration
“I'm getting like an exotic aftertaste, maybe a bit of watermelon?”
8.5
Golden · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“This is like everyday banana bread just with butter fucking awesome with a coffee”
8.5
8.5
McDonald's
1 review1:05
Top ratedSoft drinks
“It's like a spider. Remember these old slushies?”
8.5
8.5
Kraken
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“That's dead set cherry coke, okay?”
8.5
Kraken · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedSpirits
“For a coffee lover that has double shotters, that's like the long black of coffee liqueurs.”
8.5
Zooper Dooper
1 review1:11
Top ratedIce blocks
“Eight and a half, like a blueberry cruiser with a raspberry mixed together.”
8.5McDonald's
1 review1:27
Top ratedFast food desserts
“you get heaps of Choc Honeycomb pieces throughout the end, that's quite yum”
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