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Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.McDonald's134 items · 7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
“Ignoring my demons probably a nine out of ten, but it is six point eight percent”
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McDonald's
1 review0:00
Top ratedFast food desserts
“Oi, they are fucking awesome.”
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Penotti
1 review0:07
Top ratedSpreads
“That's Nutella, that's the inside of a bueno. Fucking mad.”
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Gee Up
1 review2:03
Top ratedAlcohol
“They have gotten that and mixed it with like a sugar-free Sprite and added piss.”
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Ghost
1 review1:06
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is fucking phenomenal.”
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UDL · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:18
Top ratedAlcohol
“that is a 9 out of 10, I just want to drink them at the fucking skate park.”
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Puhoi Valley · 750ml
1 review0:54
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“They're both the best Choccy milks I've ever had”
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Peters · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:05
Top ratedIce cream
“It's only not getting a 10 because it is just a mango sorbet, but it's like a perfect mango sorbet.”
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McDonald's
1 review0:00
Top ratedFrozen drinks
“If you love Jaffa, you will fucking love that.”
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Rowntree's · Aldi
1 review2:31
Top ratedLollies
“They taste like wine gums, but not as chewy, but still really fucking chewy.”
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Mars · Aldi
1 review2:09
Top ratedChocolate
“That's what Cadbury Caramel used to taste like. Now it tastes like a Kmart candle.”
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Milky Bar · 45g
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“Not only does it taste besty, but it tastes like fucking eggnog.”
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Beenleigh's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“It's like a fantastic sun-kissed mixed with a little bit of orange juice twang and this awesome rum aftertaste.”
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Frucor Suntory
1 review1:58
Top ratedSports & hydration
“Ooh, I really fuck with that, that's a nine out of ten”
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Kirin
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“It's like a crisp green apple, fuck all aftertaste.”
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Kirin · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“It's like fresh, real Lychee, okay? Fucking incredible.”
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Russ Energy · Ampol
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“If you want a chop-a-chop, meets a ripe strawberry, meets a fucking lemon, ate Icy Pole, then fucking go to Empire Foodery right now.”
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Dare
1 review0:06
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“If you prefer the dare flavor, you'll love that.”
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Monster Energy · Ampol
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“It's like a sparkling fucking Just Juice, and that's a 9 out of 10 from me.”
9Monster Energy · Ampol
1 review0:44
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That's probably one of the best Monsters I've had.”
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Flying Power · Aldi
1 review0:24
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“Honestly, for fucking two bucks, that is phenomenal.”
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Toblerone · Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedFrozen desserts
“That is like a fucking Domino's Lava Cake with a massive slug of melted Toblerone over the top.”
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RYSE · Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“No sweeteners at all and it's low-ish sugar. So it's more like a flavored soda water but no sweetener aftertaste.”
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South Ave
1 review0:54
Top ratedPre-mixed drinks
“A little more twang. So it lives up to the sour name.”
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Mars · Woolworths
1 review0:26
Top ratedChocolate
“It's like strawberry milk meets a fucking Malteser.”
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McDonald's
1 review0:00
Top ratedBreakfast
“The crispy hash brown, salty bacon with the sweet fucking pancake is absolutely gorgeous.”
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The Natural Confectionery Co.
1 review2:05
Top ratedLollies
“Like these two lollies have come together. That is incredible.”
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Nestlé
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“It is more like a strawberry thick shake from Macca's in a block form.”
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Kinder · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“It's like a perfect child between both.”
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Sour Patch Kids · Coles, Woolworths
1 review2:28
Top ratedLollies
“Heaps of twang and a good grape and apple flavour.”
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bubble me · Woolworths
1 review0:10
Top ratedSorbet
“I will pay 58 cents a ball for that any day.”
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Baileys · Liquorland
1 review0:25
Top ratedAlcohol
“It is like Baileys over chocolate ice cream that has melted.”
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McCafé
1 review2:16
Top ratedFrozen drinks
“you can taste real coffee, that's way better than ours”
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Allen's · Big W
1 review0:41
Top ratedLollies
“Buy those. They will go a long way too because they're so chewy.”
9Nestlé · Aldi
1 review1:09
Top ratedChocolate
“like a rollo with a bit of chalky bicky in the middle. It just makes it, it completes it.”
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