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Nestlé · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“If you like strawberry and chocolate, you will fucking shit your pants over that.”
Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.McDonald's134 items · 7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sour Monkey
1 review0:10
Top ratedAlcohol
“Exactly the same. Firstly, perfect fucking twang.”
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Monster Energy
1 review0:12
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“It's like a Solo mixed with a Pub Squash, super sus fluorescent colour.”
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Zappo
1 review0:18
Top ratedLollies
“Like peach wings, that classic Zappo texture and that classic Zappo twang.”
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Red Rooster
1 review0:53
Top ratedSides & fries
“They are so simple, yet so fucking good.”
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Nerds · Aldi
1 review1:54
Top ratedLollies
“the inside is like when you suck all the shit sugary stuff off a jelly bean, and you're left with just the jelly”
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McCafé
1 review1:09
Top ratedFrozen drinks
“It's like a strawberry milk in a frappe form, which I can't complain with that.”
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Lotus
1 review1:01
Top ratedIce cream
“The soggy biscuit, as much as that sounds fucked, that's what it is. That's what makes it.”
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Magnum · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedIce cream
“Well worth shitting your pants over if you're lactose intolerant, that's for sure.”
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Oreo
1 review1:26
Top ratedBiscuits
“Like a Macca's Hot Cake meets an Oreo. That's what it tastes like.”
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Cottee's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:47
Top ratedCordial
“That is outrageous original Hubba Bubba, which I fucking loved.”
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Hungry Jack's
1 review0:41
Top ratedFast food desserts
“Classic nostalgic Bubblegum flavour.”
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Streets
1 review0:53
Top ratedIce blocks
“That's like a ripe pureed strawberry, like a strawberry sorbet.”
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Dare · Woolworths
1 review0:51
Top ratedDairy snacks
“And it's the best flavour.”
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Baker's Delight
1 review1:04
Top ratedBread & pastries
“It's got the texture and how it sits in your stomach as a scone, but the flavor of a carrot cake.”
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Morpeth Cottage Bakehouse
1 review0:30
Top ratedBread & pastries
“If I think bakery cheese and bacon, that's exactly what I want it to taste like.”
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The Icky Sticky Patisserie
1 review0:20
Top ratedPies & pastries
“I think 10 bucks is cheap for a premium pie.”
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McDonald's
1 review2:08
Top ratedSides & fries
“they taste like rice wheels, which are like a sweeter chisel, amazing”
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McDonald's
1 review0:00
Top ratedFast food desserts
“If you love Cherry Ripe, it's off its fucking head.”
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Violet Crumble · Coles
1 review0:59
Top ratedToppings & syrups
“When you get a hard bit, it is like chewing through a violet crumble.”
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1 review0:47
Top ratedCakes
“They're $6.50 each, but they taste like $20 slices you'd get in Sydney”
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Woolworths · 350 g
1 review0:00
Top ratedCakes
“it's just a mad hybrid between a cinnabon and a woolies mud cake”
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Coles
1 review0:41
Top ratedBiscuits
“It's like a cinnamon scroll cinnamon donut meets a double chopped cookie.”
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Flying Power · Aldi
1 review0:27
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That is like Pepsi Max and LA Ice Cola have fused together, but it's full caffeine like a fucking Red Bull.”
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Mildura · Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedJuice
“It's like an apple fruit drink, not an apple juice with a melted Cola Zupa Duper.”
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Lotte
1 review0:45
Top ratedFrozen desserts
“That is like a lemon Clippo slushed up.”
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Smith's
1 review0:10
Top ratedChips & crackers
“Finally, a cracker close to the big cheese. I've been waiting for fucking ages.”
9Whittaker's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review1:35
Top ratedChocolate
“Super similar to Black Forest, which is the goat.”
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McDonald's
1 review0:00
Top ratedFast food desserts
“this one's indulgent without being too sickening”
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Smith's
1 review0:29
Top ratedChips & crackers
“Crispy bacon. Honestly, one of my favourites.”
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Bikini Bottom
1 review0:31
Top ratedSides & fries
“hot spicy twang fried fucking mad”
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Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“That is what I wanted the Suntory Grape to be.”
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Cadbury
1 review0:38
Top ratedIce cream
“The centre is identical to the old school bar.”
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Pascall · Big W
1 review1:35
Top ratedLollies
“It's a passionfruit lump. I'd say a vanilla passionfruit lump. But still fucking awesome.”
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Coles
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“The way that bread kind of crisps with the burnt cheese with that fucking jalapeno flavor was honestly phenomenal.”
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Smith's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChips & crackers
“if you don't like salt and vinegar, and you don't like crunch because you're a fucking bitch, then you won't like these.”
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Ruski
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“It tastes like a hard icy pole but with a little bit of a solo twang.”
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