Russ Quotes

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it just tastes like something you get off like a fucking smoko truck

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That's one of the best sugar-free energy drinks I've ever fucking had.

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the apple was always so fucking brown in a toffee apple

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In what world is that a chunk? That's long strands.

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If I think bakery cheese and bacon, that's exactly what I want it to taste like.

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bring a knife and fork. Or a plate.

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Like peach wings, that classic Zappo texture and that classic Zappo twang.

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It's like you've bitten into a can of Solo.

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Actually pretty good.

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That's absolutely beautiful. I would buy it. Someone needs to make that.

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I will never have leftover snack pack

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It's like a multi-dimensional pastry experience.

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As dry as your nan's moot.

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I've never thought to put mixed berries with fucking marshmallows

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it's like a next-gen Yogo

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Shrek's sperm sample, which is turning me off

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I don't know if it's the Bogues that shit or just Russ doesn't Shandy.

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That's a Russ Shandy, not a Russ Handy

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She's going to be like, you're a drunk cunt

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if you're fucking on a budget, and you just want to get blind

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that's obviously better, it's half the strength, double the price

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if you just want to get blind for like $1.75 a stand-o

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This fucker's turtlehead and waiting for me

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That's like a ripe pureed strawberry, like a strawberry sorbet.

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my golden retriever growing up always had a boner

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That is the closest thing we've had to Clippo shots. Since fucking Clippo shots.

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It doesn't even taste that strong. Just like a double shot iced latte with a squirt of sugar syrup.

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Three cans of Russ Energy is about the same as that pissy little bottle

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I'm necking the fucker

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Fizzy, that's dead set Pashiona.

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It's like a melted outside of a splice

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So red cordial and lemonade is a fire engine, a sugar-free version of that.

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becoming an old man that yells at clouds

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It's an incredible cookies and cream Maxi Bond, but it's a seven and a half out of ten.

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mine's turned into a fucking Canadian off South Park

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8 out of 10. You can't complain with that, but Bacardi to me should be stronger, because I used to get them in at 7s.

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That fake ass strawberry lolly flavour and a classic fucking Fanta taste.

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8 out of 10. Pretty much the star mix, but with Linkin Park on it.

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that 7.3% punches you in the throat, so if you want to get munted, you could probably punish a few of these.

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that's fucking a seven out of 10, eight if there was more hot fudge

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someone is a useless cunt and this gets no rating, so I don't know

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It's a done-o.

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No, I don't like it at all.

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Oh yeah, now it's shit.

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Another espresso martini, I'll shit my pants

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I just drank the coke

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It's like fucking bile from the stomach.

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Fucking disgraceful.

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Tastes like, oh, my period's finished.

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Fuck all pistachio flavor and way too much of that crunchy stuff.

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It's like a normal chunky, but someone's eaten a fucking Ferrero Rocher beside you.

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like a normal chunky, but someone's eaten a Ferrero Rocher beside you

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cunts on a diet too

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Give us a call, Kit Kat. We'll talk.

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That's what I wanted that one to be. That's fucking excellent.

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Okay, Aero's still average. I don't get the off milk taste, but it does taste cheap.

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I don't know, it's shit, but I fucking love it.

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Something that you would give a kid, they'll love it