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8.5
Solo · Coles, Woolworths
1 review1:38
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That's an eight and a half. That's really fucking nice.”
Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.McDonald's134 items · 7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
8.5
Celsius · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:09
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“A zero sugar sun kiss, energy full, fucking sick.”
8.5
Baker's Delight
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“Even if you don't have a microwave, fucking sit on the bastard to warm it up.”
8.5
Sour Monkey
1 review0:54
Top ratedAlcohol
“It's actually like the fucking starburst chews pureed in a bottle.”
8.5
Bundaberg Brewed Drinks · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“Wow, I am honestly surprised, I thought that was gonna be shit.”
8.5
Thins
1 review1:22
Top ratedChips & crackers
“They're very, very more-ish. Eight and a half.”
8.5
Arnott's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedBiscuits
“That biscuit, that is dead set of Vovo Bicky. They have nailed that.”
8.5
Monster Energy · BP
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“this is just a white Monster with like a twangy pink Grapefruit aftertaste”
8.5
Monster Energy · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:11
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“That's really fucking good. I must have got a dud can or something.”
8.5
Four Loko
1 review1:06
Top ratedAlcohol
“That's fucking awesome, I will buy that again.”
8.5
Smirnoff · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“That is fucking mad. The mango is better, this is still an 8.5.”
8.5
Arnott's · Coles
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“Super chocolatey, gooey, yum, it's yum, very yum.”
8.5
Aldi
1 review0:49
Top ratedChocolate
“That makes the after dinner mint taste like a piece of shit”
8.5
Thins · Coles, Woolworths
1 review1:23
Top ratedChips & crackers
“finally a bit of innovation”
8.5
Toblerone
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“the white chocolate's fucking incredible. It shits on Dream or Milky Bar.”
8.5
8.5
Asahi Beverages
1 review1:06
Top ratedAlcohol
“You get this intense mango puree flavor.”
8.5
Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:18
Top ratedPremixed drinks
“That is a beautiful pineapple flavor, like a pineapple lolly, no aftertaste. That was fucking mad.”
8.3
Sour Patch Kids
2 reviews1:08
Top ratedLollies
“Imagine a sour Coke bottle meets a race car”
8.3
Cadbury · Coles, Woolworths
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“It's absolutely fucking gorgeous, that is fun, more of that”
8.3
Oak · Coles · 1000 ml
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“fuck me, it's kind of like a liquid custard”
8.3
KitKat
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“the strawberry Aero with the Kit Kat wafer is giving that covered in chocolate vibes, which is fucking sick.”
8.3
Smirnoff · BWS, Dan Murphy's, Liquorland
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“one of the best fucking zeros I've had in a long time”
8.3
Absolut
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“it's kind of an expansion pack, okay?”
8.3
Solo · 7-Eleven
2 reviews1:16
Top ratedSoft drinks
“Exact same flavour, but Solo has one of the best aftertastes for sugar-free.”
8
Red Rooster
2 reviews0:19
Top ratedBurgers
“Eight and a half out of ten, the sauce carries that.”
8
Suntory · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:53
Top ratedAlcohol
“There's going to be all sorts of dramas if you punish four of them fucking pocket rockets before you go out.”
8
Coca-Cola
1 review0:00
Top ratedSoft drinks
“I am pleasantly surprised at this, if Coke Zero is like an eight and a half, this is an eight.”
8
Nestlé · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“It's not as good as Strawberry, but it's an 8 out of 10, and it's proof that we just need simple sometimes.”
8
In-N-Out Burger
1 review0:29
Top ratedSides & fries
“It's like onion from a barbecue with Big Mac sauce and cheese.”
8
McDonald's
1 review0:58
Top ratedBreakfast
“I hate Macca's bacon. I wish it was like crispy rashers”
8
Hungry Jack's
1 review0:11
Top ratedBurgers
“The extra salt from the bacon's fucking awesome with the mayo and that flame-grilled taste.”
8
Bánh Mì Phượng
1 review0:04
Top ratedSubs & sandwiches
“the barbecue pork was just as good as the banh mi queen we had yesterday”
8
8
Hungry Jack's
1 review0:52
Top ratedBurgers
“this is the bloke she told you not to worry about.”
8
Lotus
1 review0:30
Top ratedIce cream
“That caramelized biscuit with ice cream goes so well.”
8
McDonald's
1 review1:15
Top ratedFast food desserts
“The caramel and the biscuit with the Choccy ice cream makes that taste like a Kingston.”
8
KFC
1 review0:28
Top ratedBreakfast
“It's like a cafe black. You know, when they've got it glad wrapped and then they go and toast it.”
8
Allen's
1 review0:25
Top ratedChocolate
“Like, it's actually pretty fucking good.”
8
McDonald's
1 review1:07
Top ratedBreakfast
“It tastes like the BLT McMuffin, but on a bagel, which is fucking awesome.”
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