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8.5
Farmers Union
1 review1:53
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“This needs to replace the other fucking one we've got.”
Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.McDonald's134 items · 7★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
8.5
McDonald's
1 review1:10
Top ratedCoffee
“I can't believe I'm giving a Macca's coffee an 8 and a half, but that is so refreshing”
8.5
Arnott's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChips & crackers
“they're a fuckin' unique and gorgeous biscuit, 8.5 out of 10”
8.5
Aldi
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“It's like banana bread meets the caramel hot cross buns.”
8.5
Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“Indulgent as fuck.”
8.5
Kinder · Coles
1 review0:00
Top ratedIce cream
“Honestly, it would have got a 10 out of 10 if it was double dipped the whole way.”
8.5
Life Savers
1 review0:07
Top ratedLollies
“No lolly makes you feel more sick than a bag of these fuckers.”
8.5
Nestlé · Aldi
1 review0:11
Top ratedChocolate
“Eight and a half, like a Chiquito meets a picnic.”
8.5
KFC
1 review1:21
Top ratedSauces & dips
“It was a nine and a half when I did the promo, but because they were giant buckets... I kind of overindulged.”
8.5
Mars · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:55
Top ratedChocolate
“think the texture of a crunch block, a super sweet chocolate and a fuckload of Malteser malt. That's awesome.”
8.5
Mars · 7-Eleven
1 review0:42
Top ratedChocolate
“I thought that was just going to be a Mars Bar Expansion Pack, but that is a whole new chocolate bar.”
8.5
Peters · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedIce cream
“It is absolutely stunning. It is a gorgeous creation.”
8.5
Hungry Jack's
1 review0:39
Top ratedBreakfast
“This is something that you'd eat in high-vis. It feels like a truck stop.”
8.5
The Natural Confectionery Co.
1 review1:53
Top ratedLollies
“That is a perfectly balanced jelly snake.”
8.5
Nestlé
1 review1:52
Top ratedChocolate
“A candy lolly raspberry with the white chocolate works so well.”
8.5
The Natural Confectionery Co.
1 review0:44
Top ratedLollies
“does solve the problem of the whole don't cut the dinosaur daddy”
8.5
Cheetos
1 review0:41
Top ratedChips & crackers
“They're a fucking nostalgic little treat.”
8.5
Dare
1 review0:25
Top ratedDairy snacks
“Yeah, it's like an adult yoga, that's actually fucking mad.”
8.5
KFC
1 review0:45
Top ratedSides & fries
“That cheese has like a little bit of like maybe tasty cheese twang about it.”
8.5
KFC
1 review0:00
Top ratedBurgers
“With the pickle, it gives it that fucking vinegar twang.”
8.5
McDonald's
1 review0:21
Top ratedBurgers
“That's the best McCrispy I've had.”
8.5
Nutella · 7-Eleven
1 review0:51
Top ratedCakes
“warmed up's fucking mad, like 8 and a half”
8.5
Cadbury · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“The bitterness of the old gold with the Turkish delight sweetness works so fucking well.”
8.5
Cruiser · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:26
Top ratedAlcohol
“if you want a bit more twang, I do recommend that”
8.5
Mishka
1 review2:39
Top ratedAlcohol
“That is Pashiona fucking with piss. That is awesome.”
8.5
Bega · Coles, Woolworths
1 review2:02
Top ratedSpreads
“It's like that, but sweeter, but better.”
8.5
M&S · Coles
1 review0:46
Top ratedLollies
“I don't know why they're better separate, almost more chewy and a little bit more flavour”
8.5
Cottee's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:59
Top ratedCordial
“It's like a melted outside of a splice”
8.5
8.5
Fellr
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“You could drink about 50 of these bastards.”
8.5
Wicked Sister · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:56
Top ratedDairy snacks
“it's like a next-gen Yogo”
8.5
Red Eye
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“I'm giving that 8.5 out of 10. That's absolutely fucking stunning.”
8.5
Coles
1 review1:47
Top ratedChocolate
“Like the flavor of raspberry bullets with a crunch block”
8.5
Europe · Drakes
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“Like, something antique with a modern twist.”
8.5
West Coast Cooler
1 review1:28
Top ratedAlcohol
“You legally have to be a hot mum to get these”
8.5
Monster Energy · 7-Eleven
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“So if you're a Monster Ultra fan, I think you'll fucking love it.”
8.5
Kettle · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:28
Top ratedChips & crackers
“If you like Tyrrell's, you'll fucking love these.”
8.5
Kettle · 7-Eleven
1 review1:15
Top ratedChips & crackers
“I don't know who's farting in the bags of chips at kettle, but every time I'm copping a fucking crop dust.”
8.5
8.5
Mars
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“It's like a normal Snickers, but a little bit sweeter with that white chocolate aftertaste fucking absolutely gorgeous”
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