Russ Quotes

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can't make any jokes about what it does to me guts

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this is gonna be rough for breakfast day

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this is Hoppawattie's jersey. That's why I'm wearing a Tiger's one

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I don't want the top of my mandarin looking like a puckered asshole

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I've had some fucking terrifying tangs in my time

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I call these poppers. What do you use to call them?

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I've put me fucking ball sack on it

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Thought I got a dirt bean boozled

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piss per dollar

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Fruitylexia and Fat Lamb will be shaking in their boots

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You know when there's like blood in your wee?

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talked about in history, when electricity was invented

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took me 5 woolies to find this

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I'm making a chip bomb

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Basically chocolate ice cream snow cones

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Oh, fuck on the carpet.

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subtle nod to the away kit that we're actually wearing today

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It looked like the cast of Avatar in the bowl

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The golden premiership spoon

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Last time I seen this, it cost me $600 at family planning

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munched the back end out of Papa Smurf

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I usually get my South End creamed

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Every tradie in Newcastle is going to need this fucker come Tuesday

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I thought someone was putting the bins out and I realized it was me

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There's some fucking weird shit, purple Doritos

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I love hot mums, but I don't love this.

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let's have another VB

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I wanted it to be like sucking on a mango seed

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Hair, is it a pube? No, it's a cat hair.

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everything's fucking lemon, orange, lemon, fucking, orange

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should have just saved $2.50 to buy a packet

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I know I'm a little pissed because the Knights won

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emptying out the yogurt pouch to fill with Voddy

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It's giving me Vice City vibes

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Very hot mum drink too

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Mishkas were for the hot Dero chicks

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is it like poison

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Tinder date with grilled shit in the teeth, got the ick

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a blind person would think they're cheese fries, and there's no braille

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that's a piss weak effort, Domino's

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Make them hard, you'd be a billionaire

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I don't trust my drunk reviews

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Ollie, look at that little milk chin.

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Kind of like the Bondi sauce from a porno

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a bigger risk than a lithium battery, a bottle of this

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Take two without the piss

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You need the whole box of five of these fuckers to equal a big-ass can of Mother

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It's birdie sauce. I fucking know that.

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turtles are thriving here in Adelaide, aren't they?

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Birdie sauce.

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it's a melted cola soup

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Only the hot mums drank these fuckers

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This is just making burp and fart

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my taste buds have aged from all the ciggies and fucking jaw swinging

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let's have a slurp of this fucking Red Rocket

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like a fucking Splendour Fanny, a couple of licks and it gets good

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when someone used to peel one in front of you and you wanted to bash them

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Still waiting on the James and the Giant Nectarine sequel