Russ Quotes

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Why haven't they done a white Nutella Bueno spread?

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you can't put a price on your health, can you?

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With this, I'd probably only let a couple off.

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I'll fucking seize at the hammer stage

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The same people probably fucking made them

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start putting pickles back on your Big Macs, you fucking lazy cunts

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Just remember the pickles. Fuck wits.

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the ultimate drink for redheads

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drink equivalent of Broden Kelly and Amon from the Chats collabing

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I nearly shit my pants

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4 and 20 stay away from my family.

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Maybe that's what the pom is, fucked if I know

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named after something electric and pink in the bottom drawer

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a bottle that when drunk could literally make your liver explode

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18 fucking percent, you asshole

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There was half a goon sack in this one bottle

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I thought you were saying Marshmallow Twisties

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They were having a perv on this young stud

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I also think it's Wang's only bakery

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Halloumi tastes like chewing on a fucking eraser

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makes me want a fucking schooner

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maybe it's time you start selling piss

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the hunt for festive piss continues

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what the fuck's a boysenberry?

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why is it always the last dish to be ready?

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she's put it on six hours early and the spuds were still hard

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basically Nelly's grills of the energy drink world

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Rainstorm is making me think of that brainstorm, Green Needle

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trust this fucking sus cunt

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I can't believe we're allowing him down our chimney as kids

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this looks awfully familiar of what I just left behind

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you know I'm a little snack boy

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looked like a whale's cock that they were chopping up

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this is for Uncle Russ

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please don't sue me, Adrian, but that is fucking filth

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someone served me a wedge... I would punch the fuck out of them

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roughly 1500 calories for this bad boy which is like eight crispies

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You can't slam a Tim Tam out of a fucking cup.

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don't say your mum because I fucking will

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I'm pretty new to my nog. I wasn't nogging back in the day.

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Merry fucking Christmas, you bastards.

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You know someone's old when they refer to a tongue kiss as a pash

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I may drown

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Mike it's making me hot

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I lied, all the bacon was hiding in one corner

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I've chewed through some meat curtains in my life

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if you got bacon instead of that fucking meat curtain

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expecting a Bruce Bogtrotter amount of fucking mud cake

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nothing says summer like a sink full of just the top of Zoopa Doopas

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like a war flashback

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six of these freezing cold in the esky

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You can cover a fucking plover or a magpie in buffalo sauce

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they choose their flavours from the best-selling Alibaba or iGet at the local Easy Mart

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This is dead set a chouf flavour

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This is Festive Piss

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there goes the fucking down light

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This shit's the reason your mum hasn't left your fucking dad yet.

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tell your mum to send me a DM and you might get a new stepdad