Russ Quotes

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be like Mary and go get a little lamb

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bring them back

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looks like Harry Potter's cake

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shrinking quicker than the actual koala population

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You can't fucking tell me that's not mulch

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That's a Jim's Hot Cross Bun

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it's the second mother I've had on me lips today

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I'm also really hungover and really fucking hungry

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the bun hunt continues

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they would have tripled sales with nostalgic Caramello packaging

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I wasn't really crying. I was actually choking on a piece of fucking fillet.

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My little Pringles device doesn't fit anymore.

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turned me into fucking Spongebob in that episode

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that's how they made the fucking horse talk

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pulling moisture... out of the fucking room

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I love a good Brazilian, but definitely prefer the Landing Strip

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I've had pawpaw ointment and that's about it

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That is a fucking choking hazard

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The paper straw has went flaccid

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just like your grandad in a nursing home, I'm also gonna leak some piss

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that's gonna completely fuck it for half the country

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I am a bit of a naval guy myself

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Cheers, you bastard.

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I feel like I should eat this with a knife and fork

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It's simple, Milko. Keep off.

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So if you think those sound good, fucking rip in

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That looks very familiar. That is me after the Chrissy break

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makes you look like you've just participated in two girls, one cup

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the two most old man things of all time have now collaborated

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target market... absolutely riddled with arthritis

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90% of this will be consumed while listening to AM radio

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I can feel a tonsil stone developing

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Watching the ABC, love it.

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Selena she should have been double stuff, she wasn't

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You are taking the piss if that's for sharing.

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he's laughed at the shape of them

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What else couldn't you want?

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Yous are filthy

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stay away from my family

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They'll be on clearance by next year. I'll put money on it.

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like when Soundgarden and Rage joined together

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It's not the size. That's how it tastes.

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You know how I feel about sauce boys

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That's a dodo bird. That's how old that thing is

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I think this is what led to my first fingering

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this is a tax write-off before Christmas

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I'm gonna get something else for fucking breakfast

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it might ruin Christmas and maybe New Year

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There's some oldies that watch me, some hornbags

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the pain and suffering actually adds flavour

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looks slightly different to the picture, but so do you

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Let's have it on the fartometer

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Psychedelic, man.

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named after Sir Donald Bradman, our hero

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I'm back on the dimi train

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if your name's Max, it would get quite confusing when I offered one

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I am rooted, so I need this popcorn fucking bowl

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They definitely recognised me when I walked in